The Adventures of Avatar Kristina

by luna-lovegood91

Aang and Korra are gone, and a NEW Avatar is emerging to bead dip...heads. Based on an inside joke between me and a friend. NOT GOOD WRITING, NOT MEANT TO BE! Rated M for language.

1. The Beginning

So like, a long time ago, Aang saved the world and stuff blah blah blah.

Yeah, it's a long story and I don't wanna tell it. So, here I am, Avatar Kristina with my best friend Alice. We're gonna go kick some dumbass butt while I learn some fucking awesome bending moves. All I know is fire right now which is SO lame. We travel around on Jesus, my animal companion. He's a giant bee.

So, here's our story and junk.

Jesus flew over the fire nation as we left it.

"Dude I hate that place. I'm so glad we're leaving." I said.

Alice nodded. "Yeah, it's so boring."

All of a sudden, this group of like, fucking ninja things flew like, 100 feet in the air which should be fucking IMPOSSIBLE but this is the avatar world, yo. They started trying to attack us, but Alice and I were like "Uh, no. I don't think so." So we did some awesome firebending moves and the ninja dudes fell one by one back to earth.

I think they died.

"Woooo! We're awesome!" Alice gave me a high five and I guided Jesus into a cave thingie because this actually took place over a whole day, but it would be boring to write about the whole day, right?

Then Alice and I built a fire and ate some shit and fell asleep.