Alex
Hey there people, the name's Alexandria but, you know, I don't really like my name all that much, so everybody calls me Alex. I'm the head of this little psycho group, I personally think that I have more problems than both my friends put together but they don't seem to think that. I'm nineteen, and the Itachi lover of the group, as in you-can't-have-him-he's-mine.

I have a cocky type personality, meaning I'll boast about how bad I can kick someone's ass if I know I can, andtrust me, I will, especially if they're talking shit about my friends. So yeah, I'm protective of what's mine, and those Bitches are mine, so don't touch them, end of story!

I'm also the shy/emo type, and yes I do cut sometimes, but not as much since I've known Lyra, she threatened to sacrifice me to Jashin if she found out I have so...

Yeah, I don't do it that often anymore.

Oh! Important information for this little story of our's, about me, I'm a Wiccan, meaning yes, I do spells and all that stuff. Go ahead, judge me if you want, but I'll warn you now, if you do I'll break your fucking face in.

I also have a slight cussing problem if you haven't noticed already, but mostly it only comes out when I'm really pissed off, other than that I'm really quiet. (I think, anyway.)

Now I think that's enough about me, don't you think? And if you don't- oh well. It's time for you to go meet my Bitches and see how fucking crazy they are.

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Melissa
Hello unknown people of fanfiction. My name is Melissa, as you can (hopefully) see... Or read.

Okay... Now you know my name, let's get to my NICK-name, and how I like it to be used. Nickname is Mel. M-E-L, Mel, good? Okay. Now I don't want no damn stranger coming up to me calling me by my nickname or I WILL come over there and slap your ass senseless, unless it's a friend calling me something like 'Melli' or shit. I don't even like it when my friends call me by my nickname. I have my reasons for that being so. Just the name Mel sounds like a total straight up boy name. That's basically the only reason why I don't like being called by my nickname.

Now that you have my name down, let's get to my personality and how I run this street. Number one, don't talk shit about my friends. The first thing I'm going to do is put whatever I'm doing down, look at you, then punch you when you aren't expecting it. Got a problemo with my friend?

You got a problem with me.

Once these five fingers right here make a mark on that face, it's on. Then when you walk home, everyone will know that those finger marks on your face is my signature saying "I made this bitch my bitch today!"

I'm a fun girl and all, I can easily make friends. I'm pretty sure that every group of friends need someone to back them up. That's what we're for, but when you start getting on MY bad side, you better watch your mouth toward me and or my friends. You got that?

Alright. That's how I am when I'm angry. Now, onto my happy side. I love listening to soft, calm music while walking somewhere peaceful, like the park or something like that without my friends near. Or, I'll invite them over to my house, and we can watch some Naruto, read and write some fanfiction, argue over which Akatsuki member is better. Pfft. screw y'all, Deidara's the shit! Anyway, yeah, I'm a Deidara lover. Everything about him just makes me want to just scream and jump in his arms sometimes. I'm actually 33% of my top three favorite characters. I'm 33% Hidan because I'm always end up cursing someone out, 33% Itachi because I'm calm and mature, but I'm actually 34% Deidara because I love art so much. Actually, I've won several art contests. Yay me...

That's all folks, go meet Lyra...

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Lyra
S'up? I'm Lyra, the Hidan lover of this strange lil' group. So yeah, basically I need to explain myself in this, so heck, I will.

I'm eighteen. I'm a Jashinist, and when I say this, BELIEVE ME, I worship Him, He is my only and true God- no offence to any other religions out there though. Most people call me shy, but really, it's just since they don't know me well enough. It's like this...

When I'm quiet, most people will think 'Ohhh, shy girl!'. When I'm quiet, my friends will be thinking 'Oh no, what's she planning now...'.

Yup, I'm a diabolical genius... Aha... Anyway, I'm also the one with slight problems in the group, let's give an example... Chronic depression and a small case of Schizophrenia, though my Schizzy needs a small trigger to do so, a slap in the face or an insult to Alex or Melli would do it.

Onto the subject of my Schizo-nature, my other personality- Who I call Devvie, for Devil -is kinda rough, and is the COMPLETE opposite of my outside-the-mind facade. She's like the devil- hence her name -she'd torture and swear to no end if you set her free... Which is why I kinda put a person in hospital two years ago.

Haha...

Anyway, I'm very protective over my friends, and would easily high-five someone in the face and lose of my shy facade. I'm also English, I transferred over to America when I was seven since my Dad needed to move for his promotion, I always thought it was kinda strange how Mum would be looking forward to moving. My old town was boring though, that's for sure. Oh yeah, I'm kind of a huge, well, perv. Like, yaoi, fanfictions, doujinshi, the lot.

So yeah, to put me in short...

I'm the secretive pervert and diabolical mastermind with the awesome facade of complete naivety.

Fear me bitches.

'Kay, I'm done.

XxXx

Alex
So... That's our group, we're pretty crazy, you'll find that out even more so later on.

And by later on, you're now going to read our tale of how we got into the most badass organization in the fictional universe.

The Akatsuki.