DISCLAIMER: I do not own Death Note or anyone in this story. But the plot belongs to me, iamtwoawesomes, Kick-ass Cupcake, LsNumber1Lackey, and SEM102795.
A/N: I wrote this at 11:30 with some friends at a sleepover. We were all about to watch Death Note and were all very hyper. So, we played a game where I said the title and the first line, and we went around until we had a page finished. This is what we came up with:
The Mystical Magical Adventures of a Mexican Named L
One day, L was riding through the desert to The Pretty Pink Bubble Palace of Doom on his unicorn, Chipper. 'I have such a big ego, I have a shirt, plushie and necklace of myself. Yesterday, I took over Wal-mart and forced them to sell my merchandise.' He saw Mello come up next to him, and L started humming the E-bay Song by Weird Al Yankovic.
Mello, who was now riding with him, had on the cutest coat ever. He was a zombie, which is why everyone except L was dead.
They arrived at the Bubble Kingdom, and Mello made everyone L's evil zombie minions. Meanwhile, Misa was head-banging to a random folk-song. Mello's (who was too lazy to bite her) head was also banging, but this was from withdrawal from choclate, the food of Gods.
"I am an evil Kick-ass Cupcake, fear me!" Misa screamed.
"I once monologued for 9 pages!" Light admitted from the shadows.
L trotted on his unicorn to the Palace of Doom, and he placed a choclate cupcake on the throne.
And the moral of the story is…
ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CUPCAKE!!