Chapter 1.
A/N Since I cannot just comment this marvelous masterpiece I will try to make it torelable for reading. Keep in the mind that I won't change storyline or characters. It will be same and yet I will parody it here and there. Thanks for reading,hope you enjoy it.
Btw I don't own original story or Harry Potter characters.
Hello there!Yes,you!My name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way wich was given to me while my parents were smoking crack.I've got ebony dark hair,get it?No?I got name by hair. It reaches mid-back and it has purple highlights and red. My eyes are icy blue and limpid tears which I don't know what means. Many people say that I look like Amy Lee,but then again most of them are blind. I'm opsessed with Gerard Way cause' he is so hooooootttt. I am vampire with straight white teeth even throught I drink blood.I am a witch and I go to magical school Hogwarts. It in kind of transported to England when it heared of my talent.I'm seventeen cause' you know that's so relevant to everything I speak about now.I am goff(A/N That's Tera's name for goths.) and I wear mostly black,cause' I am goff.I buy clothes from Hot Topic which is just random sentence. Of course,I have to tell you what I wore today,becouse you all care so damn much.I wore black corset with matching lance around it and of course,matching leather miniskirt,fishnets(A/N She wears net for fish.) and black combat comes my long list of !I was wearing white fundation on my already pale skin,black eyeliner and red eye shadow.(A/N If I misspell something of makeup or clothes keep in mind that I'm not fashion type.)Becouse this is Hogwarts it was raining and snowing. Hooray for magical weather!There was no sun and I could walk outside becouse I'm regular vampire that cries blood. Preps stared at me while I was walking so I took out my problem solver-middle finger and put it in their sight.
"Hey Ebony!"voice shouted from hights but it turned out that it was...Draco Malfoy.(A/N You'll see a lot of dots.)
"What's up Draco?"I asked.
"Nothing."he answered shyly and I knew something was was soo out of his character. Eh,he probably smoked some pot.
In that moment my maniacs of friends said that I have to go or they will take my pot.
So,what do you think?