My Fairy AU

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and what if when it was just Lucy and Minerva left in the Naval Battle…there was something unexpected from the two? Something…semi-friendly? AU OOC!)

Lucy stared at the dark haired woman that was left in the sphere of water with her during the Naval battle. The woman stared back at Lucy with a smirk on her face, one slowly spreading to Lucy's face as well.

Everyone in the stadium was on edge waiting to see what was going to happen between the two women. Finally after a full two minutes of them staring at each other and smirking, Lucy opened her mouth and everyone leaned forward slightly.

"Whore." Lucy said calmly as she smirked at Minerva, causing most of the audience to gasp and gape at the blond while a few fell out of their seats. Hell from the corner of her eye Lucy saw First Master Mavis fall from the wall she was sitting on in surprise! Minerva was known to be incredibly strong and this slip of a blond girl, from the guild known as the weakest no less!, just insulted her TO HER FACE!

"Tramp." Minerva shot back pretending to be angry…not that anyone could tell she was pretending.

"Skank!" Lucy yelled back.

"Bitch!" Minerva screamed before wincing and clutching her throat.

"My throat hurts." Minerva said barely loud enough for the audience to hear with the microphones all over the place.

"I bet your knees do too." Lucy said idly causing Minerva's head to snap up towards her while quite a few people whistled lowly at what Lucy said. Well that and Master Mavis fell off the wall again while most of Fairy Tail was trying to pick up their jaws.

"Shit! She's saying that to Minerva of all people?" One of the guys from Quattro Puppy said shocked.

"Holy shit! Blondie must have balls made of fucking diamonds!" Sting from Sabertooth yelled wide eyed and not believing his sensitive ears, his guild mates sharing his sentiments.

"What?" Minerva growled dangerously at Lucy who smiled innocently and tilted her head to the side.

"What?" Lucy asked innocently, acting as if she hadn't said anything. Minerva snarled as she leapt at Lucy and the two rolled through the water punching, kicking, clawing and even-

"Did you just bite me?!" Lucy demanded causing wolf whistles from the guys in the crowd at the all-out catfight going on as the two women separated and glared at each other, both somewhat bruised and messed up.

"Who's the whore now bitch?!" Minerva yelled charging at Lucy who grinned and waited till the last second before she moved to the side.

"Still you!" Lucy said as she clotheslined Minerva who held her throat and tried to get her air back into her lungs.

"Thanks for the stimulating fight, short bus." Lucy said sticking her tongue out at Minerva who flipped her off.

"No thanks. I don't know where you've been." Lucy said snickering and causing Minerva to scowl at her, launching forward to tackle her. And just like that the two started wrestling again as music began to play.

"Boy stop
Its about to be a girl fight"

"Dad/Uncle! If you don't turn that shit off I'll kick your ass!" Minerva and Lucy yelled in harmony at Jiemma, the master of Sabertooth and Minerva's father. In an instant the music stopped and the two went back to wrestling and fighting.

"How ya like that bitch!?" Minerva yelled when she ripped Lucy's top almost clean in two.

"You tell me whore!" Lucy yelled back as she ripped Minerva's top, smirking widely when she tossed it out of the sphere and out of Minerva's line of sight.

"Tramp!"

"Skank!"

"Dumbass!"

"Retard!"

"Alcoholic!"

"PM-wait what did you call me?!" Lucy asked stopping mid-insult and mid-punch as the newest insult from Minerva registered in her mind.

"I called you an alcoholic cause you use spirits." Minerva said snickering as she emphasized the word that could also be considered liquor depending on the context.

"This coming from someone who uses Territory Magic! What? Are you a dog marking your territory whore?" Lucy said causing Minerva to pause for a second as she thought about it.

"Last I checked you were the bitch Heartfillia! Your last name is stupid too. What is your heart filled with?" Minerva sneered, neither girl remembering that their tops were gone now as they glared at each other again.

"Better than you! Your name should be Heartless!" Lucy said as the two girls glared at and literally growled at each other.

"You know…they kind of remind me of Natsu and Gray with how they're acting." Cana said staring at the two women left in the sphere as the two began to wrestle again, insults and curses flying from their lips.

"You need to go back to licking the short bus window's whore!" Lucy yelled as she kneed Minerva in the gut.

"And you need to go back to selling your body tramp!" Minerva said retaliating with an elbow to Lucy's left shoulder.

"You first skank!" Lucy said as the two rolled, Lucy's fist colliding with Minerva's collar bone.

"After you Bitch!" Minerva retorted, kicking Lucy's knee cap.

"Age before beauty slut!" Lucy said yanking on Minerva's hair.

"You have neither prostitute!" Minerva said before sinking her teeth into Lucy's arm. The two women separated as they glared at each other from opposite ends of the sphere, both bruised, bleeding, and panting for air.

"That was the point dim-wit!" Lucy said panting as she clutched her side where a nasty bruise was already forming…apparently the two forgot that they were both currently topless and therefore were flashing everyone a very generous view of the chests.

"Bite me shit face!" Minerva called back, panting as well and holding her own side where her dress was ripped to reveal a freely bleeding wound.

"Already did Ass Brains!" Lucy shouted as she raised her fist, Minerva mimicking her from the other side of the sphere.

"Fuck you Fuck Face!" Minerva shouted back as the two ran at each other. The two met in the middle and their fists collided with each other's faces at the same time, sending them both flying out of the sphere at the exact same moment. The two exhausted women hit the ground below hard and kicked up dust, covering everyone's view of them for a few minutes.

"Hahaha." Lucy and Minerva were heard weakly laughing as two figures staggered to their feet from within the dust cloud and towards each other.

"You've gotten a little better, but I'm still stronger bitch." Minerva said as the dust settled to show the two women grinning widely as they stood on wobbly legs in front of each other.

"You wish skank!" Lucy said and the two girls weakly raised their fists again and began to sling them forward again.

"Y-You hit the ground first. That means I win!" Lucy cheered weakly as the two fell to the ground from exhaustion, not even able to finish their punches. Their fists stopped almost a full inch away from each other's faces as they both collapsed.

"Che. Yeah right. You obviously fell before I did. So I win." Minerva said grinning weakly as the two women fell onto their sides, still grinning and still facing each other.

"You wish! M-Man am I tired now…" Lucy said with a jaw cracking yawn while Minerva released one of her own and smiled tiredly.

"M-Me too. Y-You got better Luce-chan. We'll have to do this again…when we're both at full strength." Minerva said painfully moving her arms forward till they wrapped around Lucy and pulled the smaller girl towards the dark haired woman.

"Y-You got better too…yeah…we'll do this again…and I'll win again! You...can…bet on…that…nee-chan…" Lucy said falling asleep, or more likely unconscious, after the title left her lips. Minerva merely smiled wider as she held the girl tighter ever so slightly while the two women's teams ran out to them.

"In…your…dreams…sleep…tight…imouto…" Minerva said falling asleep with the smile still on her lips before the teams even reached them…although everyone heard what the two had said.