(( IDC if this is juvenile, I'm writing this for my own enjoyment, if anybody else gets enjoyment from this story, then great. If not, then... I would like critique and feedback, because that would be very nice. Please don't be outright rude about things though. I have my own original characters in this story, and others are canon characters to the Pokemon Special manga, however, I have changed up their personalities, I suppose. I'm sorry to have bothered anyone with my story. Eventually I am going to turn this into my own doujinshi, I suppose. ))
"Alex," said Miki endearingly, if not needily.
"Hn?" grunted Alex in a probably typical seme-style manner.
"That girl," said Miki dejectedly with a tone of pure annoyance and distaste of life, "She's gone and done something. Again."
"That girl is our daughter," said Alex . His pretty blue-green eyes locked on to Miki's eyes in anticipation of information. "What did she do this time?"
Alex had well-defined muscles, fair skin, a lovely, exposed chest, and an attractive face. He was very masculine, however, he was feminine in certain respects. Alex wore a white laced-up corset and skin-tight white leather pants that flared out at the bottom.
"Well, it happened like this apparently," said Miki.
FLASHBACK
Rose sighed. She was a beautiful girl, really, but... it seemed that all that she had to feel proud of was her beauty. Being immortal had its perks, but... with so many beautiful people in Heaven already, all being immortal, beauty wasn't something particularly rare or praised. She had floor-length white hair, fair skin, luscious lips that looked as if they had been colored by strawberries, and Rosey-pink colored eyes. She had a lovely body, too, rocking some curves that might make people blush in jealousy, large breasts, and a tall stature. Rose was immature, oblivious, socially awkward, and even a trouble maker, although the trouble that Rose called was unintentional. She had horrible luck, however Rose caused most of her own misfortune. Everybody who knew Rose knew her to be stupid, unreliable, and most certainly a failure at life; so honestly, being beautiful was not any sort of fail-safe for Rose. People often coined Rose to be as beautiful as she was stupid.
On that Saturday afternoon, the aforementioned bimbo of bounteous beauty was stationed at a museum to simply stay put. Alex and Miki, Rose's adoptive fathers had to leave her at the steps of the museum because the two men had an urgency to attend to. Alex, God of Seas, and Miki, God of Wind, both men quite busy at the time didn't have enough time to brief Rose about details as to where their new home was, as they were on the move. Being Gods required quite a bit of work put in, as well as frequent departures at any given time of day, any number of times a day.
"You're immortal," reasoned Alex to Rose, "You can wait. Miki will come to pick you up."
Rose had remembered that specifically. Oh, even though time-flow is irregular compared to Earth's and I'm immortal... I still feel lonely when my daddies are gone, thought Rose. She sighed and walked around the premesis of the museum.
"I know I can't deal with directions very well, but really they didn't have to make me stay put here until they returned."
Rose looked around the museum. Not only were the displays filled with many interesting, beautiful artifacts and displays, but the entirety of the museum was beautiful. It was made out of some sort of large white stones. All of the doors were made out of glass, and the doorknobs were crystal. "It's so beautiful here," thought Rose aloud.
Rose had a one-track sort of mind, meaning that she could only do one thing properly at a time. Lost in thought, Rose wasn't good at roaming around a building, not that she was supposed to be roaming around anyway. Rose felt tired, upset, and sad. Her feelings were hurt because she wasn't trusted by anyone. Everyone just thought of her as an idiot. Perhaps she was an idiot, but sometimes the truth about things would hurt too much. Due to her different background and social stature from most of the inhabitants of her section of Heaven, Rose was isolated and treated like trash. She wanted to keep positive, as Rose liked to remain optimistic and think happy thoughts, however, there were times of which Rose would tend to angst over her past, present, and future life.
"Immortality is... overrated?" perused Rose from a sign that a heavenly hobo was carrying. She wondered if perhaps there was some sort of hidden message, because Rose didn't really understand the concept of anything being overrated. "Excuse me, Mister Homeless Man, what does your sign mean?" asked Rose curiously.
The man turned toward Rose with bitter, hateful eyes. "Immortality is overrated."
"I'm sorry, I wasn't really listening. There was a beautiful butterfly looming over your head!" Rose smiled. "Would you please repeat yourself, Mister Homeless Man?"
"Get out of here, you buxom freak!" shouted the hobo throwing his sign at Rose.
Rose screamed, apologized, and then ran closer toward the museum, and finally she entered the museum.
Rose walked into a new room. The room was very scientific and technologically saavy. Rose examined the room. There were many flashing lights, flat-panels and monitors. Even thinking about the many exciting things in front of her didn't clear Rose's mind from the stress that she had accomodated herself to during the day. Rose sighed and leaned against a wall, she heard a clicking noise, and then an alarm started to go off.
Rose looked up and panicked. "What's going on?" She attempted to run out of the room, however Rose tripped and fell down on her bottom. A harsh fall! Ouch, ouch, ouch, thought Rose grazing the surface of her rear with her hand to see if there was even anything left of her poor derriere. It's still there, thought Rose. People were running up to her now. Why are people running over to me? Oh, the alarm! The alarm is going off, remembered Rose. She quickly got up on her knees, however Rose was subsequently yanked by her hair back into the room she had previously exited.
"Ahhh!" screamed Rose being thrown into a chair. Who threw me into the chair, wondered Rose in a state of shock. She looked upwards to see Miki. "Daddy! That really hurt... why did you throw me like that?" Rose pouted slightly.
Miki looked extremely upset. For a moment, he bit his lower lip in frustration, and then he brushed stray hairs lying on his face away with his hand. Miki was beautiful, especially for a man. He could easily pass off as a girl without trying, even with his extremely flat chest. He was lovely! Long eyelashes, brown orbs of awe, feminine face and body, and floor-length black hair. "You dumbass!" shrieked Miki. "You just destroyed the fucking Earth!" Miki slammed his hand down on a chair, which immediately shattered.
Rose took a moment to process the information. "...Destroyed Earth?"
Miki yanked Rose's ear, then proceeded to yell into it. "Yes! Destroyed Earth!"
Ouch, my ear! thought Rose. "What do you mean?" Rose asked after being released from Miki's grip.
This question only seemed to anger Miki even more. Miki was seething, and even someone as socially retarded as Rose could tell. Miki was very scary whenever he was angry. His eyes glowed a deep red. "Are you fucking serious? You didn't notice the fucking 'Destroy Earth' button plastered on that fucking wall? Or the fucking 'Do Not Enter' above the door to this room?"
"..." Rose thought for a moment. She was visual sometimes. She popped up happily. "Oh! I think I remember! I think... it said... 'Employees Only'!" She smiled softly.
"That's beside my fucking point! You're not an employee anyway!" Miki snapped another chair in-half. "Okay, listen here stupid-ass, I am about to go apeshit on you, because my ass is grass... because of you!" Miki screamed out in agony, and his phone rang.
"Oh, no! No, no, no, no!" Miki cringed and looked at his phone. "Great, I'm dead..." It was the Elders calling him. "Rose, fuuuuuuuckkkkk..."
Miki answered his phone.
"Yes, Miki speaking." Miki looked around nervously and began to pace.
"Yeah," said Miki. "Yeah, it was her, there's security cam-oh, you'd already known?"
Miki placed his hand on top of his forehead in frustration, then he looked over to Rose, or where Rose should have been, because Rose had vanished. "God damnit!" shouted out Miki, "I can say that, because I'm a god. Look, I'm going to go get Rose and bring her to you. Then you can decide upon her punishment." Where the hell is Rose? thought Miki in panic. Miki begrudgingly set out to get his daughter. Again.
Rose giggled. "Wow, this is so pretty!" She examined a vase in her arms.
"Hey!" interrupted a guard.
"Oh, hello! Good day to you," said Rose smiling, curtseying, and then dropping the vase.
"Y-you broke the priceless vase!" shouted the guard in pure disbelief of the entire situation.
"Oh, no! I am so sorry!"
"You stupid girl! Didn't you see the 'Do not touch' signs?"
Rose looked down and began crying.
"Oh, come on..." The guard sighed. "Come on," said the guard extending his hand toward Rose.
Rose looked up and wiped some tears from her eyes. "I'm really sorry, I didn't see..." She took his hand, and then Rose was pulled to her feet.
"Oh! You found Rose!" boomed Miki's voice. "...More destruction, huh?" Miki sighed, shook his head, and then grabbed Rose's arm and pulled her off with him. "I'll be taking my daughter. She'll be dealt a proper punishment."
"That's not how this works!" shouted the guard.
"The Elders," said Miki.
The guard then shut his mouth and continued his duties elsewhere.
Once Miki and Rose arrived to the main room where the heads of Heaven resided, to be concise, Miki and Rose were immediately sat down in glass chairs.
"Miki!" shouted an Elder.
Miki grimaced. "Well, you know what the situation is now... so you need to deal a proper punishment to Rose here. All her brain went into her beauty. She has no sort of strong mentality," said Miki grabbing Rose's breasts. "These are the only assests that she has, so please be thoughtful about a proper punishment."
Rose blushed in embarrassment. "Daddy! Let go!" Rose shook her torso until Miki's hands relinquished her breasts. Rose looked down at her feet and sighed. Everyone really thinks I'm such an idiot... it hurts my heart, thought Rose.
"You think that only Rose will be getting punished, Miki? Oh, you fool! You are being thrown into this with her, as you are one of her guardians," said the same Elder.
Miki knew that it would be pointless to argue with an Elder, especially about a matter concerning the destruction of a planet, so Miki quietly awaited punishment.
The Elder frowned. "As a form of... you could say 'community service', Rose will have to watch over the planet... well, obviously not the destroyed planet, but a planet in a parallel universe." The Elder showed the planet on a satellite-view monitor. He gestured toward the planet with one hand before adding, "On this planet, there reside humans and creatures called Pokemon."
Everyone... they all think I'm so stupid, thought Rose clenching her chest. Her eyes started to tear up. I can't... I don't know what to do... thought Rose. She looked at her chest. I need to try harder, I need to become better... I need to be who I want to be, and I need to be myself. Rose reached into her pocket and pulled out her handkerchief, wiped some tears from her eyes with her it, and then placed it back into her pocket.
"...And so," concluded the Elder, "Miki, you will watch over Rose to make sure that she does her job properly, however, you can only assist to a certain degree, because you each have your own punishment that you must fulfill the requirements of, rather than fulfilling one another's." The Elder looked to Rose. "Once more, Rose, you will be watching over the planet.
"Wait, what?" Rose screamed in shock. She realized then that she hadn't been paying proper attention to her briefing. "What do you mean, Elder?"
"You musn't tell anybody about this top secret mission, or else you will lose immortality, disintegrate, and disappear. That is all."
Rose was then cast off by the Elder to the planet of a parallel universe.
END OF FLASHBACK
"I see... so that's what happened," said Alex pulling his medium-length blond hair back into a high ponytail.
"Yes," said Miki. "So, we will watch over Rose from the Heavens and serve out our punishments and community service here. If needed, we can travel to wherever Rose is and help her."
"Great, I suppose being Rose's father has its perks," said Alex sarcastically.
"Yeah..."
"That girl," said Alex . "If I didn't love her..." He clenched his fist and sighed. "Well, I do love her, and you do too, so we just have to deal with the consequences."
Rose had landed on her buttocks. She was outside. "Ouch, ouch, ouch..." She rubbed it lightly and then stood up. She was wearing a lovely sailor-style school uniform, however, the uniform wasn't very typical. It screamed out class. Lace, frills, ruffles and bows adorned her uniform. She spun around looking at it and giggled happily. "It's so pretty! Oh... that's right, I'm here on this planet now... I don't even know what it's called..." Rose stood awkwardly thinking to herself until she noticed a person walking by.
"Oh, excuse me!" said Rose attempting to get the individual's attention.
The person turned around. It was a beautiful woman with long blonde hair, floor-length (( Haha, I bet you're getting tired of reading that! )). She had dazzling blue eyes. She wore a long black coat, and black pants. Her entire apparel was black. (( Kudos to those who can guess who this is with my vague description. )) "Yes?" asked the woman.
"Oh wow! You're super beautiful!" exclaimed Rose. She looked at the woman intently analyzing her features. "There are... balls... what are those balls?" wondered Rose aloud.
"This kind?" asked the woman holding up a red and white ball smiling.
"Yes! That!" exclaimed Rose in wonder.
"This is a Pokeball, what planet are you from?" asked the woman giggling.
Oh, no! She'll find out my secret! thought Rose. I need to tell her that I'm from this planet, but I don't know the name of it. Rose didn't realize that the question wasn't literal. "Uhm... what planet is this called?" asked Rose.
The woman bit down on her lip and stared at Rose skeptically.
"Oh! A butterfly!" said Rose happily noticing what appeared to be a butterfly in the air. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" screamed Rose. "That butterfly is gigantic!" Out of sheer fear, Rose then ran inside of a building, completely disregarding the blonde woman.
"That was peculiar... what a strange girl!" The blonde woman shrugged and continued walking until she was out of sight from the scene.
"This building smells bad..." said Rose aloud.
She then heard strange, deep, bubbling, grumbling noises. W-what are those noises, wondered Rose. She tensed up in fear and slowly approached the noise. She came to a door, and she saw someone's feet underneath.
"Who are you?" screamed Rose opening the door.
The door shot open, and there was an attractive young man sitting down with his pants to the floor on what appeared to be a white chair.
Rose screamed again. "What are you doing? And what is that thing?" screamed Rose pointing at the man's crotch. She screamed and ran out of the building.
The man had medium-length chestnut brown hair, red eyes, and an attractive skintone, sort of tanned. He appeared to be about 17-years old. He wiped his rear with some toilet paper, and then quickly washed his hands with some soap and warm water. "Come on, Pikachu!" shouted the man rushing out of the door to find Rose.
Once the man was outside of the restroom, the man looked around to find Rose. (( Yes, folks, in-case you didn't catch on, the building was a restroom. In Heaven, there were no bathrooms, because nobody had bowel functions, so Rose didn't know what the man was doing. Also, she had never seen a man naked before, so she didn't know what was dangling between his legs. ))
Rose was hiding behind a tree, to stay away from the strange building, the man that was inside of it, and the gigantic butterfly-type creatures flying throughout the sky.
"Aha! Found ya!" shouted out the man grabbing Rose's hand and pulling her to the sidewalk.
As Rose was pulled out, she landed on top of the man.
"G-get off, weirdo!" shouted the man.
Rose stood up. "Oh, I'm sorry," said Rose. She knelt over and extended her hand to the man so that he could get up.
The man took Rose's offer and then Rose pulled him up. W-wow, she's really pretty, thought the man.
"My name is Fuschia Daisy Petal Bird Larking Wind Griffin Buckbeak Feather Rainbow Double Rainbow Skittles Skitty Cute Charm Lucielle Loralie Diamond Platinum Pearl Silver Red Crystal Gold Sapphire Ruby Emerald Black White Yellow Green Blue Heart Soul Rose, the Third. But, people call me 'Rose' for short."
The man, in shock, didn't know what to say.
"What's your name?" asked Rose smiling.
"Are you stupid or something?" asked the man.
Rose looked down to the ground. "So... you think... I'm stupid, too..."
The man felt kind of bad, so he then said, "I was just kidding. My name is Red."
Rose looked up and smiled. "Just... kidding? Red!" Rose smiled and spun around. "Red! Red! Red! You're the first person I've ever met here, Red!"
M-maybe she really is nuts or something, thought Red.
"Anyway! About earlier! What's wrong with you, barging into the men's restroom like that?"
"What's a restroom?"
"A restroom is where you go to do your business, Rose."
"What kind of business?"
Red blushed and looked down. "Stop playing dumb!"
Rose tilted her head to the side.
"How old are you?" asked Red.
Rose felt something in the pocket of her skirt. She pulled it out. "My ID! I am..." I can't tell him how old I actually am, because he won't believe me... this ID was made for me... okay, reading...
"What's the hold-up?"
"I don't know how to read this," said Rose.
"What? Give me that!"
Red snatched the ID. "It says you're 17. You're kind of weird, you know? You do look 17, but you act like you're about 4."
"Really?" asked Rose happily. "You think I'm that mature? A ratio of 17/4... that's so sweet... thank you," said Rose smiling. Nobody has ever given me such a compliment before! I'm as old as time, and so... that ratio is a very small number compared to my actual one... therefore, he thinks I'm mature, thought Rose.
"..." from Red.
Rose smiled. "Earlier today... I saw some strange creatures! They were flying around in the sky!"
"Strange creatures," asked Red.
"Oh, no! There's another one!" exclaimed Rose pointing to the ground.
"Where?" asked Red. "Pikachu! Go!"
Pikachu dashed out in front of Red, and then stopped. "Pika?"
"Ahhhhh!" Rose ran behind Red. "Right there!" She pointed to Pikachu.
"...Are you serious? Pikachu wouldn't hurt a fly."
"I haven't ever seen one of those before. It's called a 'Pikachu'?" asked Rose peering out from behind Red.
"Pikachu!" chimed Pikachu.
"Awww! That's so cute!" said Rose giggling.
"He is a Pikachu, named Pikachu. And... thanks. Haha, you hear that, Pikachu? She thinks you're cute."
Pikachu blushed and looked down timidly.
Rose giggled. "Oh! What are pokeballs?"
Red pulled out a pokeball, it grew in his hand, and then a creature came out from it in a red beam.
"There's another one!" shouted Rose clinging to Red. "Another creature!"
Red sighed. "Well, duh! Pokeballs are used to capture Pokemon; once you capture a Pokemon, you can use your pokeball to let it out to battle and stuff, and you can put it back in the pokeball when you're done."
Red called the creature back to the pokeball.
"So... these creatures are called Pokemon?"
"Yes!" said Red proudly.
"I thought that was a Pikachu." Rose said pointing to Pikachu.
"Pikachu isn't an object," said Red mildly irritated.
"What is Pikachu?"
Red stood in front of Rose. "Pikachu is... no, rather... all Pokemon are living creatures."
"Okay. Sorry, Pikachu."
"Ka," said Pikachu turning from Rose.
"Oh, no... he's upset with me."
"That's right, Rose, they have feelings."
Rose felt bad, and so she knelt down and hugged Pikachu. "I'm sorry, Pikachu."
Pikachu looked up to Rose and then smiled. "Kachuu!" He patted Rose's forehead.
Rose smiled in return and then stood up.
"He forgave you," said Red smiling softly.
Pikachu hopped up on to Rose's shoulder. Rose flinched for a second, but then she looked to Pikachu and giggled.
"Now... as you were asking before... Pikachu is a type of Pokemon called Pikachu."
"There are different types?"
Red sighed. "Come with me... I have a lot of explaining to do apparently..."
Red walked with Rose, who had Pikachu on her shoulder. Red began to explain to Rose about the fascinating world of Pokemon.
End of Chapter 1