Surprisingly, River decided, she actually didn't mind sharing. Well, she wasn't about to throw her Pretty Boy at just anyone, but, Captain Jack Harkness, former Time-agent turned con man then companion, was proving that he knew exactly how to take care of her husband.

Speaking of her husband, he had certainly come to the conclusion that letting them celebrate his one thousand one hundred eleventh birthday really was worth the I Told You So looks he would get from both of them later. Really, the protests that he had been so willingly throwing out before had really just been a waste of time.

As she joined her men on the bed, she wondered just how long she and Jack could keep their Time Lord occupied, and how long she could convince him it was worth the headaches to keep the Immortal around.