Bury the Aliens

By Shadowgate

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Kim and Johnny X headed down to Kim's secret supply room. Her parents both grabbed M-16's and soon after they locked and loaded Kim got a call from Wade.

"Hey Kim there are military troops outside your house and they need you."

Kim sprang out of her house and jumped in a U.S. Army Vehicle.

A soldier inside cranked up the radio.

Kim asked "what song is that?"

The soldier replied "Take No Prisoners by Megadeth."

It wasn't the pop music she was used to hearing.

Johnny X flew above the military vehicles. It wasn't long before he saw the aliens. He blasted them with fire farts and destroyed two dozen.

Then out of nowhere a giant alien grabbed one of the military vehicles and launched it straight into a building causing it to explode.

"HOLY SHIT!" Johnny X yelled.

Kim sent a text message to Johnny X on his cell phone.

"I am getting out of the vehicle. My goal is to take down these alien bastards on foot."

Johnny X responded "10-4."

Jim and Tim stayed home guarding the house. They both had tech 9's and knew how to use them.

Jim looked at his phone and saw a news report that the military had successfully destroyed all aliens in Porkbelly.

Jim said "oh Johnny X will be happy that the military wiped out all the aliens in his hometown."

Tim replied "well yes but what about other towns?"

Jim said "there are official reports that the military has not found any alien life in Dallas, Houston, or Boston."

Tim smiled.

Back in town Johnny X and Kim Possible were doing battle with a Queen Alien.

Johnny X got slammed against a building wall. He was not happy.

Kim Possible fired her AK47 at the queen bitch.

The Queen Alien was badly wounded before she knocked Kim flying.

Kim had a bad headache after that.

Johnny flew down to the ground and said "Kim if we both attack at once we can nail that motherfucker."

Then all of the sudden a small rocket came out of nowhere and hit the queen alien causing her to explode.

Green blood was all over town due to the massacred aliens.

Johnny yelled "AWESOME! I THINK THAT'S ALL OF THEM!"

Johnny and Kim hugged and military officials came out of their vehicles. They contacted the local police department and 20 minutes later police cars with their sirens blaring came out.

As Kim and Johnny celebrated in the streets and police began securing the town.

Kim said to Johnny "hey Johnny nobody knows who fired that rocket. No military vehicle is taking credit for it."

Johnny replied back "maybe a civilian did it."

Kim stated "well civilians rarely have rockets."

Johnny asked "why does it matter who fired it?"

Kim answered "well if it wasn't the military then who fired it?"

Johnny answered "maybe an unsung hero. I wouldn't worry Kim we may find out soon enough."

A military colonel called the troops to gather around.

"We have won our war with the aliens. We don't know which one of you fired that last rocket which clearly killed the leader of the aliens. I will expect to hear from the one who did fire it soon. I know all of you opened fire on the aliens whenever and where ever you could. Let's also recognize our under age fighters Johnny X and Kim Possible."

The military saluted the two young heroes and they saluted back.

After things got quiet Kim said to Johnny "how do we know something not of this world didn't fire that last rocket?"

Johnny X looked over and said "here comes something that could be considered out of this world."

The military colonel yelled "IT'S GODZILLA! AN OIL COMPANY REPORTED A BIG SPILL AND NOW WE FACE GODZILLA!"

A Sargent said "look it's a predator that came with the fucking aliens."

The Predator took three soldiers out before Godzilla breathed fire on him and melted him.

The military along with Kim and Johnny cheered Godzilla and jumped up and down with happiness.

THE END