Kyon Reads the Pokémon Fanfic (well Haruhi makes Kyon read the Pokémon Fanfic)
"UGH...There, are you satisfied?"
"Well..." Haruhi lifts one foot onto the table, wagging her arm like a pendulum. "What did you think?"
Kyon leans far back on his chair with his hands slung behind his head as he exhales in a huge sigh. "Now first of all, what did I do again to deserve this punishment?"
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The Five Man Band that is the S.O.S Brigade are gathering the clubroom as usual...
Haruhi; [climbs on top of desk revealing everything above the Zettai Ryouki]...and of course we'll need Mikuru to be our bait to pull it off...
Kyon; [stands up from his chair] NO ABSOLUTELY NOT! You're going way too far this time Haruhi and I won't let you take advantage of Miss Asahina for another one of your sick, perverted schemes!
Yuki; [Silence]
Koizumi; [Smiles like an arrogant prick]
Haruhi; [Snorts like a pig-monkey and crosses her arms] Well Kyon, if you really wish to accuse your Brigade Leader of being sick and perverted...
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"Oh right, because I tried standing up for Miss Asahina..." Kyon groans.
"Just remember that the next time you question my authority!" Haruhi snapped.
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THE NEXT DAY:
With everyone else in the clubroom waiting patiently, Haruhi kicks in the door dragging the collar of an unfamiliar student.
"Look everyone! Another mysterious transfer student has entered our school! And the best part is he's a foreigner too!"
Kyon noticed the man's blonde hair and slimy features – the kind of features you would normally find on a basement dwelling ogre. Immediately Kyon gulped when he fathomed who this new person was.
And with a completely cheerful and oblivious smile Haruhi waved in her newest club member. "Everyone meet David Garrett!"
Yes, and I regret to inform you I was inspired to write this Haruhi drabble after my devious younger brother somehow convinced me to read THAT fanfic. If you have no idea what I'm talking about then good. For the love of God ignorance is bliss with this one - DO NOT LOOK FOR IT!