A/N I am a Harry Potter fanatic so I know all the little thing with the plot that don't match up with the story so please don't review about those things. They are there for the sake of the story. You Know You love me, M

Disclaimer: Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I dont own Harry Potter (or anything related to it), So please dont sue

Chapter 1

Hey People!

Time apparate home from your fabulous summer homes in the French Riviera and head to Diagon Alley. Another year at our beloved Hogwarts is about to start. And a year at Hogwarts is never scandal-free. If you are pathetic enough to not have front row seats to the show yours truly is kind enough to spill every juicy detail about the chosen ones.

But who are these so-called chosen ones? They are Hogwarts royalty. They have the most galleons, the knack for magic, and they are gorgeous to boot. They belong to the noble house of Godric Gryffindor and are damn proud of it. Of course those scheming Slytherins can't avoid the drama. Without further ado, the elite:

The stunning L rules the school. She has gorgeous auburn hair that she charms to do whatever she wants. Her flawless peaches and cream complexion and piercing emerald eyes make her irresistible. She has the body of a goddess, but don't all of our elite? She is perfection. But where would a Queen be without her lovely ladies-in-waiting?

The fantastic D is L's right hand gal. This girl spent her entire break surfing in Saint Tropez and has the killer tan to prove it. Her previously long blond hair as been chopped into a sleek bob with side bangs (a/n picture Kherington Payne from So You Think You Can Dance) and we are loving it. Her big brown eyes give her an innocent look but we know better don't we.

If D is L's right hand woman then M is her left. M may seem shy and insignificant but I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of her wand. M is crazy-skinny (the lucky bitch) and has dark brown hair with all the way across bangs. She has adorable freckles sprinkled across her nose. She has violet eyes that can read your mind. She has ghostly pale skin but that works for her. M keeps us laughing with her sarcastic remarks about everything.

Now on to our Hogwarts hotties, The Ms (I know confusing but they came up with the name not me).

First off is the sex-bomb S. With his shaggy black hair and mischievous smile not to mention his killer abs he could get any chick he wants. And he always does. His laughing grey eyes are enough to make me swoon. He is good friends with the lovely L and no one knows why. Can you say history?

You can't say S without thinking of J, they are practically glued at the hip. They even live together and are frequently mistaken for brothers. They have the same black hair though J's is noticeably messier. They have identical smirks on their flawless faces. The only difference is that J is madly in love with L.

The mysterious R is the brain behind the Ms. He has brooding dark blue eyes and sandy blond hair. He is skinnier than the other two. He disappears every so often. What are you hiding sexy?

P is the last of the Ms. No one knows why he is even there. He is not rich, smart or good-looking. He is twitchy and chubby. He isn't really part of the Ms. He's kind of like their personal cheerleader. Or stalker.

Now for those clever snake, the Slytherins. First we have N and B, the devious twins who would probably kill to be L. Then there is RB, S's ex-brother who wants him dead. LM is N's boyfriend who will do anything for her. SS is the greasy outcast who loves L even though he repeatedly calls her mudblood.

Sightings

M and R having lunch with the famous party-planner, Bilius Mckinnon. J leaving Madam Malkins with a large parcel. Isn't L's birthday coming up? (A/n I know L's birthday is actually in January but for the sake of the story it's in September) L and S goofing around at a muggle park. D on the beach for one last surf before school. P is MIA but who cares about that kid?

Your e-mails

Dear GG,

I heard that M is so quiet because L wants the spotlight to herself.

SCARED4M

Dear S4M,

Where'd you hear that? Everyone know that L hates the spotlight, remember her ancient runes presentation? As for M, I know for a fact that she had a nasty run-in with some Slytherins.

YKYLM,

GG

Dear GG,

Are the Gryffindors planning a party for L? Where can I get an invite?

PARTYANIMAL

Dear PA,

That info is top-secret. Hypothetically if you aren't lucky enough to receive an invite, tough-luck.

YKYLM,

GG

Now I'm left wondering: Will J finally win over L or does his best mate S already have her? Will sweet little R step out from J and S's shadows and finally get a girl? Can the Gryffindors keep their reputation as Hogwarts royalty or will the Slytherins steal the spotlight?

You know you love me,

Xoxo

Gossip Girl

A/N review!! please :)