Chapter 1: Body Parts
Author's Note:
Hello, dear readers! StoryMakerr014 here and this is my first fanfiction story! I know I said in my profile that I will publish this by Sunday, but I realized I can't wait anymore. Anyway, in this story, some characters are a bit OOC. Especially Larxene and Xemnas. Also, since English isn't my native language, my grammar isn't as perfect as the others. However, I'll try to make it as good as possible.
So, without further ado, here is the first chapter!
It was a boring day for the Organization XIII. There are no hearts to collect. No worlds to terrorize. And most of all, no good guys to thwart their plans.
And so, the 14 Nobodies has decided to relax and do whatever they please. There's Vexen in his lab, doing various experiments. Larxene in her room, polishing her knives. Marluxia in his garden, tending to his flowers and thinking of ways to seduce Xemnas. Xaldin patrolling the Castle, since he hates laziness. Saix staring lovingly at the moon of Kingdom Hearts. And finally, Axel and Roxas goofing off somewhere in Twilight Town.
However, the rest of the Organization can be found lounging in the Grey Area. Luxord and Xigbar were both playing a game of poker(loser have to drink a full bottle of beer). Demyx playing a tune softly with his sitar. Zexion reading a book about arts. Lexaeus sitting beside him, polishing his enormous tomahawk. And lastly, Xemnas reading a book titled "How To Train Your Nobodies".
Just then, the door opened and Xion entered. Eating her sea-salt ice cream happily, she sat at one of the couches opposite Xemnas and stared at the Superior for a long time with a curious expression.
"What is it, Number XIV?" Xemnas asked without looking up from his book.
"Superior, I have a question." Xion said.
"What is it this time?" Xemnas sighed. Ever since Xion was "born", the girl kept asking him and the others about practically everything. From "Why is it that the moon is shaped like a heart?"(In which Saix explained happily to her, much to the surprise of the group since he doesn't like Xion much), to "Why does Marluxia looked like a girl?"(At this point, Marluxia summoned his scythe and was about to attack Xion behind if not for the arrival of Axel, Roxas and Xigbar who dragged the screaming Graceful Assassin away before he can do anymore harm).
Xion, being born out of a memory, and technically is only an infant, was naturally curious. Xemnas asked Vexen about this, but the scientist merely shrugged and explained that since she is a memory based Nobody, Xion was born already as a teenage girl and therefore hadn't been educated the right way. Sleeping, eating and the most basic functions of a body are what the girl only knew. This caused her to be naturally curious about her surroundings.
Back to the present, Xemnas sighed again as he remembered the various incidents due to Xion's lack of proper education. The Superior only wished that they won't have to give her "The Talk" before she can fulfill her role to the Organization's plans. However, it seems the Fates are cruel today for Xion's question is what he feared the most to answer.
"What is a vagina?" Xion asked casually, still eating her ice cream.
A lot of things immediately happened as soon as the occupants of the room heard the question. Xigbar, having lost the fourth time and was in the act of drinking his fourth beer, spewed the liquor in front of him(much to the displeasure of Luxord). Lexaeus dropped his tomahawk in shock, which almost took off a toe from Demyx, who was sitting just beside the couch the large Nobody sat on. Zexion dropped the book as he heard the question. Demyx slipped his fingers on a string, which drew some blood and made him yelped in pain. And finally, the Superior himself became so still he can be mistaken for a statue.
Regaining his composure quickly, Xemnas calmly closed his book and looked at Xion with a cold glare, making the young girl fidget in discomfort.
"And what, Number XIV, is the relevance of your question to our goal?" Xemnas asked with a slight hint of satisfaction in his voice. Not wanting to embarass himself by answering the girl, he made sure that his answer will make Xion drop her question.
"I don't know..." The girl lowered her gaze and spoke softly.
Zexion looked at her pitifully. He hated not knowing things, which is why he kept reading books.
Smiling smugly, Xemnas said, "You see, Number XIV, when you are going to ask a question, make sure it is relevant to our goal. Nothing is as important as collecting hearts to finally complete our Kingdom Hearts. For once we do, we can truly, finally exist!" He finished with a dramatic flourish of his hands, which earned him a collective groan from the Nobodies present.
"Yes, Superior..." Xion said, dissapointed.
Xigbar, noticing the girl's sad face(and also wanting to embarass their leader further), snickered loudly.
"Come on, Xem. Just answer the girl's question. There's no harm to it anyway." Xigbar paused, then added, "Or maybe you don't know the answer coz you haven't seen one yet." He grinned.
The whole room exploaded in laughter at their leader's embarassed look. Even Zexion grinned at this.
"Shut up, Xigbar!" Xemnas snapped back, still clearly embarassed with his face as red as Axel's hair.
Xion looked at the Superior with her deluxe puppy dog eyes which made Xemnas' face more redder than before.
He looked around the room to see if anyone is willing to answer the question instead of him, but he found the rest of his subjects are not willing to. He looked at Zexion with a pleading look, but the illusionist just raised an eyebrow as if to say, "Why should I?". He turned to Xigbar who merely shrugged and proceed to drink his fifth beer while Luxord is busy wiping off his cards of alcohol. Lexaeus avoided his eyes while Demyx pretended to be busy tending to his wounded fingers.
Sighing for the third time that day, Xemnas turned back to Xion and cleared his throat.
"Um... You see, Xion... It's... The thing between... Um... A female's..." He gulped, unable to say the last word properly to the girl without embarassing himself further.
Number XIV looked at him expectantly. And just as Xemnas is about to finally say "legs", the door burst opened to reveal the Savage Nymph herself, Larxene.
"Hey guys! How is it going?" She said cheerfully.
"Ah, Larxene! Good thing you're here!" He shouted in relief. "Would you mind if you answer Xion's somewhat peculiar question? I believe you're more suited for the job." He asked, or rather commanded.
Larxene frowned. "Why? You're the oldest here. You should know whatever the answer to her question."
"That's the problem Larxy, I don't think he does." Xigbar joked. Again, the room was filled with laughter from Xemnas' redness.
"ENOUGH!" He yelled. Then he turned back to Larxene and said more calmly, "Number XII, as your Superior," He emphasize the word "Superior", "I order you to answer any questions that Number XIV will ask. Am I clear?"
Larxene merely raised an eyebrow at this and said, "Fine."
"Good." He said before picking up his book and striding out of the door hurriedly.
"What got into him?" Larxene asked the others, obviously confused as she sat beside Xion.
The girl answered her, "I just asked a question and he started to act like that." She pouted.
Larxene smiled at her and said, "Well, sweetie, what is your question anyway? Surely, it's not hard to answer."
Xion looked at her and said, "I asked him what a vagina is."
At this, Larxene's eyes widened in shock before she covered her mouth with her left hand and giggled loudly.
"Oh! I didn't knew you were already into that stage! No wonder he can't answer you, poppet." She said, still giggling.
"Stage? What stage?" Xion asked in confusion.
The Savage Nymph waved her hand dismissively, "Never mind that for now, sweety. You'll learn eventually. But to answer your question, a vagina is the hole between a female's legs where you're pee comes out." She explained.
"Is it? Do you also have one?" The girl asked her.
"But of course! As I have said, every female have it. In fact, mine is-" She was about to continue but she was cut off by several shouts coming from the male occupants of the room.
"LARXENE!" They all yelled at her.
"What?" She looked at them innocently. "I'm just following orders..."
Xigbar facepalmed. "We knew that. But please, do not give us a reason to be mentally scarred for life." He groaned.
"Relax, Xiggy. It's not as if you haven't seen me in my birthday suit before." She smirked.
The rest of the boys in the room looked at Xigbar with horrified expressions.
"Hey! What are you guys looking at?! I didn't do anything!" He protested. "I still even have my v-card!" At those words, his companions gagged.
"Dude, we do not need to hear whether you still have your v-card or not." Demyx said with a sick expression.
Larxene looked back at Xion and smiled at her. "Well, poppet, does that answer your question?"
She finished her ice cream before setting the stick down on the table and said, "Yes. Somewhat..."
Larxene's eyebrow shot up. "Another question, I see. Well then, what is it?"
Xion looked at her and said, "What is a penis?"
Larxene suddenly laughed uncontrollably while the men's faces grew red.
"Oh sweetie! Is it really that bad? I didn't know that you were not educated properly!" Larxene said, still laughing.
The men in the room, having a clue where the conversation is heading, decided to finally leave and save themselves from pure embarassment.
Xigbar stood up and said, "Um... I think my guns needs some cleaning. I will see you guys later." Before opening a Corridor of Darkness and stepping in to his room. Luxord soon followed, saying he needs to find a new deck of cards to replace his soaked ones. Zexion came next, who muttered something about searching for a book that he apparently lost earlier that day while Lexaeus followed him as he left the room. Finally, Demyx stood up who said he needs to learn a song titled "Hikari" before following the duo swiftly. Larxene merely watched the departing Nobodies with an amused expression.
"What's going on?" Xion scratched her head in a cute way, apparently confused by the turn of events.
"Don't mind them, dear. They can't help us answer your question anyway." Larxene said as she patted Xion's shoulder.
"But you can, right?" She looked at Larxene with a hopeful expression.
"Sadly, my poppet, I can't. I wouldn't be able to explain it to you properly." The young girl looked down sadly but brigthened up quickly as soon as she heard the next words.
"But I know someone who could." Larxene said with a strange glint in her eyes.
"Really? Who is it?" Xion said excitedly.
The Savage Nymph suddenly grinned mischievously.
"Roxas."
How was it guys? Good? Bad? As you may have noticed in this story, Larxene is very nice to Xion. I did it this way because, personally, I think the two girls should be friends since they are the only female members of the group. In this case, our very own Savage Nymph is like a big sister to our dear Xion. Anyway, that's all for now. I'll try to update on a regular 3-day basis. If I see some good reviews, I'll try to publish the next chapter within a day or two. So remember, please Read & Review! :D
Until next time!