Once uopn a time 11 degenerated bcak into 10 b/c he wanted to go get his mack on with rose. he knew taht Rose was in a nother dimenshon and taht going there could cause a whole in time+space or shit and re-lease a shitton of daleks and cybermen. he didnt care though b/c they always come back anyways so who reely gives a poop anymoore? so 10 went in to teh time and relative dimenshons in space mashine and went 2 a different uneeverse. Primrose was their. "OH NOSE!" said the doctor "WRONG UNEEVERSE" and then he left. Then finnick was soooo distracted bye the TARDIS noise he forgot that the mutated lizard thingies were chasing him and he got decapitated. "Oopsies" said the doctor. Then he was in UH-MERICA! He exited the TARDIS b/c he was mad at her! "Your not sexy anymore b/c im not 11." "Bitch please" said the TARDIS, who was done with 10s bullshit. She left, sassisly. All of the sudden, he saw a car! It was a 1367 chevy impala! And SAm and dean and Castiel, angel of the Lord were in it. Dean and cas were having eyesex, so dean didn't notice doctor and hit him. He would have noticed the doctor if he was listening to Sam say that there was someone on the road, but noone listens to Sam b/c he drinks demons blood. The doctor who OK tho b/c he was still in his degenerashon process. Since dean hit him with his car, he owed the doctor a favour. The doctor needed to go to england so he could get his mack on with rose. Since dean is really good at getting places quickly in a six hundred and fourty year old car, his re-quest was easy.
The guys got to england after an hour of driving. Dean and cas made out in celebration. Sam turned in to a wheel and died. Dean and cas didn't notice though b/c they were 2 busy making out. The doctor said "goodbye" to dean and cas butt they still didn't notice. Then the doctor went to london. He saw his good friends john and sherlock. The doctor realized he didnt no how sherlock was alive. he sudenly wished he hadnt said the TARDIS wasnt sexy anymoore b/c he needed to go 5,000, 012 years into the future so he could watch Sherlock series 3. so he asked sherlock instead "why are you alive?". "I am alive b/c" said sherlock before moffat decided to kill him again b/c SPOILERS. Moffat then felt bad (Not realy) and he broght sherlock back to life. john was so happy that he confesed his undieing love 4 sherlock and they made out just like dean and cas. the doctor wondered why all his friends were gay.
"do u no where rose is?" said the doctor. "no but i will deduce stuff." said Sherlock. "he looked at the doctor and started to deduce stuff and white riting popped up beside the doctor. "she is at her house." said sherlock. john, sherlcok and the docotr went to roses house. but... ON NOES! rose was making out with ten2. the doctor was sad. then Sam (who was bac from the dead b/c he had troubles staying dead. Its like a sirius problem omg.) saw that the doctor was sad and and shot ten2. rose wAS SAD. then she saw ten was there and she was happee again. And then they got there mack on and it was all worth it. And they all lived happily ever after except for the doctor b/c he lives too long and rose dies of old age and hes realy sad b/c the doctor nevr gets his happy ending ever.