Naruto and the Darkest Evil
One day Naruto was walking around the world and he said "boy I sure am bored!!! I need to do adventures in this world of ours. This world full of ninjas. Because that is what it's all about."
Suddenly, a evil dark nasty evil demon of evil appeared and said "RARGH I AM GOING TO DESTROY YOU, NARUTO!"
"Hah, I can't believe that you would attempt to kill me! I am Naruto, the best ninja ever! Believe it!"
"Oh yeah, well I am going to attack your weakness!" and so the evil dark demon decided to attack Naruto's weakness.
"OH NO I AM ON THE ROPES! THE WORLD IS GOING TO BE RUINED!!!" Naruto said as he lay on the ground bleeding and writhing in agony and stuff.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHA" laughed the demon, who was ready to take over the world.
Suddenly, there was a rustling in the nearby leaves. "WHO GOES THERE?!?!?!" said the demon, pissed off because his celebration was ruined.
Naruto suddenly cheered up. "It's my friend KawaiiFurrySephiroth13! He will save the day for me!"
And thus did KawaiiFurrySephiroth13 step into the clearing. He was a fox/wolf hybrid wearing black clothing and black eyeliner and he was listening to Linkin Park and his wrists were bleeding. "I wish I were dead," said KFS13 as he wept a single black tear.
"No time for that now! You must save the world!" said Naruto.
"Well, okay. I guess. Whatever" said KFS13.
"YOU CANNOT DEFEAT A DARK DEMON SUCH AS I" said the dark demon as he summoned a million dark demon ninjas to destroy our hero.
But KFS13 was not to be underestimated. He wrote a dark, brooding, serious piece of poetry so emotionally resonant and powerful that all of the demons decided to commit suicide rather than fight the powerful ninja.
"CURSES!" cursed the demon. "NOW I WILL HAVE TO SHOW MY ULTIMATE POWER"
But before the demon could do so, KFS13 glared pitifully at the demon. This glare was so full of emotion and depth that the demon's head could do naught but explode into a million pieces.
"Hooray! The day is saved!" said Naruto who leapt off the ground and shook KFS13's hand. "Thanks, old buddy, for saving me from that awful bind!"
"I wish I were dead," said KFS13 in response.
"Ha ha ha, that's our KFS13" said Naruto. "Believe it!"
THE END
Epilogue: Shortly after the fight, KFS13 got his wish and died. Nobody showed up to his funeral.