A.N. Hey guys. This story just came out of nowhere. Its just basically making fun of all the marysue stories which seem to pop up a lot on this site. It is not a direct attack on anybody's story. Its just meant to be a bit of fun. I'm not even sure if i'll continue it. I'll just see how people like it.
The Arrival
Marysue stepped of the train/bus/plane/any-other-mode-of-transport (she really couldn't decide which one). She looked around and tried to remember who was picking her up.
'Hmm I wonder who is picking me up? Whats my last name again? Oh that's right its Tessio so that must mean my cousin Billy will be coming to pick me up cause he is conveniently old enough to drive a car.'
Billy and his gang are hanging around the train/bus/plane/any-other-mode-of-transport station trying to look all cool and gangy.
Marysue sees them and runs over to them clapping her hands and squealing like a girl, hmmm, maybe cause she is a girl. An extra girly-girl. Anyway moving on.
'Billllllllllly! My favourite cousin. You came and picked me up! How surprising!' Billy hugged her back.
Ace, the town bully/hotty, who had had nothing better to do on the weekend than pick up some anonymous girl from the train/bus/plane/any-other-mode-of-transport station eyed Marysue up and down, wondering how the Tessio family had spawned something that hot.
Marysue looked around at the rest of the gang. 'Hi everybody! I'm Marysue, people like to call me Marysue!'
'Yeah yeah whatever come on Marysue, lets get you home', said Billy impatiently, 'me and the gang wanna go look cool at the pool hall sometime this afternoon.'
Marysue turned to Billy. 'Aren't I supposed to meet someone called Chris sometime soon? He has oceans in his eyes or something. Apparently they're adorable.'
Billy scratched his head confusedly. 'Uhh maybe that will happen on the ride home.'
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The drive home was pretty uneventful. At one point Billy nearly ran over a deer on the road. Or maybe that was kid. There was definitely something deerish about him. Or should I say doeish? And it didn't help that Billy kept taking detours so his mates could hit letterboxes with a bat. Another addition to their cool yet badass image.
Finally they arrived at the Tessio house where Marysue would be staying just for summer. (remember there's gotta be a tearjerking and dramatic ending for when Marysue leaves town).
Vern came waddling (hmm maybe that's a bit harsh. He really isn't that fat and he's oh so cute!) running out of the house to meet them.
Oh! Did I mention that Marysue isn't Vern's cousin with the hyboid gland. Nooo that's on his mothers side. No, Marysue is infact a very smokin' girl. Suprisingly enough she can look like anything you put your lil imaginative mind to. Funnily enough she usually ends up looking like quite a lot of fanfic authors but I won't go into that.
Anyway in this story she had blonde hair to here. Chest out to there. Athletic body with blue-blue eyes. Why she could have been Chris' sister if they weren't destined to have a love affair later in the story.
'MAYRSUUUUUUE!'
'VERNY!'
They came together and embraced like…… well, like cousins would. Marysue was ecstatic to see her cousin. She loved her cousin, in a cousinly way, despite his slight speech impediment where he tended to say 2 certain words over and over again.
'Oh Vern. I have missed you so much. You're wonderful!... And this town is wonderful!... And your friends, I'm sure are going to be wonderful!... Oh and that tree over there is just wonderful!' she gushed.
Vern not understanding much of what she said just smiled and nodded. He did catch the word 'friends' though.
'Oh, oh speaking of friends. You wanna meet mine. I only have three but they are sooo boss. Sincerely, I know you're gonna like them. Wanna come with me to our boss tree. That's where they sincerely always hang out.'
Marysue thought for awhile. 'Hmmm well I think I might go and explore this town a bit first. You see I have to meet this ocean-guy Chris sometime soon.'
Vern looked confused. Or was that just his face? 'Chris? Why you gotta meet him? I'm more boss than him!'
Marysue gave a highpitched giggle. 'Oh Verny. It's part of the storyline. I have to wander around town till I meet this ocean-guy Chris by himself. Therefore creating an instant and special bond with him which will eventually turn into a passionate loveaffair. Understand?'
Vern scratched his head. 'What storyline?'
'Never you mind. Now point me in the way of town.'
'Uhh its that way. Can I come? Sincerely.'
'No Vern! I have to be by myself otherwise I wont look like a lonely new girl which will be what initiates him to come and talk to me.'
Vern shrugged his shoulders. 'Suit yourself I'm just gonna go and... OOH SOMETHING SHINY! THAT'S SO BOSS!' and with that he ran off.
Marysue flicked her hair over her shoulder, clapped her hands again for no particular reason and then walked daintily of towards town
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A.N. Please forgive my lame humour and let me know what you think people.