OK i read Harry Potter and the De-aged Potions Professor by Angelinvestigation and in one of the chapters it said Snape was a sugar addict. I figured I owed you guys because i have been on writers block so i decided to write this.
Snape Gone Wild
Harry, Ron, and Hermione Granger sat at Gryffendor table doing exactly what everyone else was doing. The fourteen-year-old gryffendors were watching their vicious Potions Master dump a entire sugar bowl into a cup of tea and the load his plate with chocolate chip waffles with whip cream and chocolate syrup, before standing and taking the two things and heading to his personal chambers.
"What the bloody hell was that about?" Ron asked in shock as he went back to his eggs.
"I have no fucking idea," Harry said staring at where their professor had just exited.
"Language," Hermione snapped; reaching back and smacking each boy lightly upside the head.
"Jeez Hermione," Ron said angrily.
"No need to hit us," Harry laughed. They finished their breakfast and then headed to their first class of the day. Which happened to be potions.
20 minuets later
The fifth year gryffendors, and slytherin potions class sat talking as they waited for their potions master to come. No one noticed the fact that a door opened and closed without a single person opening it. The invisible snape who happened to e wearing a invisibility cloak climbed into the student supply cabinet unnoticedand gently shut the door. He flicked his wand and heard a gasp as a list of ingredients appeared on the board with instructions to begin the potion.
"Best get started," Hermione mumbled as Harry and Ron got up to get their supplies. Walking to the cabinet Harry placed his hand on the door.
"I wonder where sna-"
"HI HARRY!!" Snape said as the cabinet door burst open to reveal a wide eyed, messy haired, half invisible snape. Harry let out a shriek!! "LETS BOOGIE!!" Snape shouted and he flicked his wand and James Brown's I Feel Good started playing. And this is how the potions class turned into snape gone wild.
The End
I know!! It's wonderfully random. Please review!! This plot sounded better in my head!!
oh this story has not been betaed so sorry about the grammer.