A/N: In honour of the 'A Very Potter Musical' I want to write this. It was my inspiration lol. If you've seen the musical then you know all about Pigfarts and if you've yet to see it then this will make no sense to you so go watch it! Lol. You can find it on youtube under the username starkidpotter. It is broken up into 2 acts and runs for about 3 hours but you'll laugh so much, and if you're a true fan you'll love it! So before I go on Rumbleroar and Pigfarts does not belong to me, I did not create them. Also anything Harry Potter or Hogwarts related, well we all know that doesn't belong to me either, but please, read and enjoy.

Summary: Draco Malfoy finally makes it to his dream school, Pigfarts. But he's sad and lonely, missing the one girl he's ever loved. When a bunch of kids from Pigfarts travel back to Earth to get her and bring her back to Pigfarts with them, things get a little… odd.

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The rocket ship landed on Mars and someone slowly walked out of it in a white space suit. The helmet of the person looked around, taking in the area. The ground was red and dusty but the person walked forwards towards the school that lay ahead. PIGFARTS was written in big black letters on a sign just outside the school gates. The person pushed a button on their suit and the black screen moved away from the glass of the helmet.

A young boy, about the age of thirteen, stood there looking out. Grey blue eyes were wide open in amazement and joy. He had been waiting to get here since he first heard about it but the rocket ship he had demanded from one Lord Voldemort hadn't been delivered to him until the summer. After all the chaos that had taken place at Hogwarts, with Dumbledore's death and the defeat of Voldemort, it was good to get away.

The boy stood outside the gate and he watched as a creature walked closer from the other side. As the creature got closer, the boy realized it was the legendary Headmaster of Pigfarts, Rumbleroar, the giant talking lion.

"What can I do for you?" Rumbleroar asked as he reached the gate.

"Sir," the boy said, "my name is Draco Malfoy and I've wanted to go to Pigfarts forever! I only just got my rocket ship, Lord Voldemort had left it in his will, since we made the unbreakable vow and everything he had to get me my rocket ship, but it took a while to get it to me, but once they did I packed and flew it straight here!"

Rumbleroar surveyed the boy. He was a short fella with white blond hair but he was eager to be at the school. Rumbleroar nodded, "Welcome Draco, Pigfarts is pleased to have you." Draco did a little eager jump and used his wand, magicing his trunk out of the rocket ship and followed Rumbleroar past the gates and into the ground of Pigfarts.

As they got closer to the school Draco saw a tall think man standing by the school doors. He looked oddly familiar from the distance but Draco couldn't quiet figure out why. As they got closer he saw a long white beard and instantly knew who it was. Albus Dumbledore.

"But you're dead!" Draco gasped out as he laid eyes on his old headmaster.

"No Draco, you idiot, I'm not dead. I simply had my old pal Rumbleroar bring me to Pigfarts."

"But I don't understand I saw Snape kill you!"

"Severus?" Dumbledore asked, "No, he didn't kill me it was all a set up! Why would someone as charming, handsome and loveable as Severus kill me?"

Draco just looked at Dumbledore and shrugged.

"Come Dumbledore; let us show Draco to his room."

"Do I have to? I was just about to sit down with my new Zefron poster and…"

"Now Dumbledore the students come first remember," Dumbledore sighed.

"Yes alright, come on, you little nincompoop," he muttered under his breath. Draco followed the two headmasters through the halls and up some stairs until they stood outside a portrait of a giant panda bear. The bear giggled. "Password?" she asked.

"Twizzlers!" Dumbledore said and the portrait opened. Rumbleroar, Dumbledore and Draco entered the passage and landed into a common room decorated in Black and Orange.

"Welcome to tutertown," Dumbledore said, "This is where you'll be sleeping. It's a little like one of Hogwarts' houses but Rumbleroar came up with the idea first,"

"Oh Dumbledore," Rumbleroar said shaking his head, the mane moving from side to side, "Anyways Draco, you'll sleep over there," he pointed to a door, "the bathrooms are over there," he pointed to another door on the right hand side of the room, "And your school mates are over there," he pointed to a bunch of kids, out of space suits, gathered around tables and books.

"Why aren't they wearing their suits?" Draco asked.

"Well, of course we have magic in here to let our students' breath. Of course you need it whenever you walk outside, just saying," Rumbleroar said. With that the two headmasters turned and walked out the room.

Draco looked around and, very slowly, took off his helmet. The other students turned his way and watched as he slowly took off the rest of his suit, revealing a pair of dark green robes. "What are you all looking at?" he asked.

"New meat," said a boy with dark hair and bright blue eyes. Unlike Draco's where his were more grey, this boy's eyes shown like the sea. "And which of the great planets do you come from?"

"Earth," Draco said confidently, grabbing some of that Slytherin cunning and snarky attitude.

"The weakest of them all," the boy sneered.

"Andrew, give it a rest," a girl said with blonde hair, "you also came from earth. We all came from earth… well everyone except Hollar," she pointed to a ball of fuzz which, at first glance, Draco thought was some kind of pillow, except that it started to wiggle and move. "Hollar comes from Saturn but, um, we don't usually talk about it.

"I'm Gretta by the way, Gretta Bowls."

"Draco, Draco Malfoy," he said. Gretta was a blonde with wavy hair and brown eyes. She was pretty but her wavy hair only reminded Draco of another girl with frizzy, messy, curly brown hair. Gretta noticed Draco's expression change.

"Are you ok?" she asked.

Draco sighed, "I'm fine, I just… oh never mind," he said and plopped down. He landed on something fuzzy which yelped and started to roll away, making Draco fall on the floor. He started rolling around on the ground, crying. "Oh nothing's going right!" he said and rolled some more.

"Draco, what's wrong?" Gretta asked.

"Everything!" he cried, "First I almost kill me own Headmaster and when I wimp out my professor does it, then stupid Harry Potter has to go and make me fight and ends up defeating the greatest feared wizard of all time, Lord Voldemort, so I almost didn't get my rocket ship. When I did get my rocket ship I packed everything up and take off here to Pigfarts leaving the one thing I've loved behind. And I'm stuck with this homemade dark mark on my arm," he said pulling up his sleeve to reveal a smiling face with snake sticking out of its mouth.

"So," Gretta says, "What's really wrong is that you miss this person you love?" Draco nodded his head, "Well who is it?"

Draco sighed, "Hermione Granger,"

"What if we got her here? Would it make you stop rolling on the floor and make you happy?" she asked. Draco looked at her.

"You'd do that for me?" he asked.

"Well sure, everyone here at Pigfarts loves each other!" she said.

"That would be just wonderful!" Draco said.

"Alright, you know Draco; you came on a good day. It's a traditional Pigfarts Holiday tomorrow we can always travel back to Earth to get this girl then if you'd like."

"Yes," Draco said, "That would be just splendid."