Drama with Dolores Umbridge
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. JK Rowling does.
Chapter 1
Dolores Jane Umbridge, senior undersecretary to the minister of Magic and high inquisitor of Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry felt that life could not be easier for her. Three Gryffindors in detention! And one of them was Harry Potter, the attention-seeking, lying prat of a student who made ridiculous claims that the so-called you-know-who was back. The plump, woman, who was clad in fluorescent pink entered her office. Oh, life was going to get so much fun when Cornelius would put her in control! Soon, Dumbledore would be gone, Harry Potter would be expelled, and she would be in charge.
Little did Umbridge know that in the Gryffindor common room, a certain fifth year student was having a rather serious discussion with his fellow housemates.
"She's such a control freak!" Harry exclaimed. "I hate her!"
For once, Harry's friend Hermione Granger actually agreed.
"She's not letting practice actual defence spells. We need to do something!" She explained.
"Count us in!' Fred and George Weasley said in unison.
The whole common room cheered, including the portraits.
It was the morning after the Gryffindor's plan discussion, and Dolores Jane Umbridge was gazing around the hall, in the manner that she owned everything inside the enormous room. Everything will be mine in a few months time, she thought. As soon as she becomes headmistress….
Umbridge was so distracted that she did not notice the pink parcel right in front of her, tied in a green, sparkling bow. It had a gift tag tied on it; it said:
Dearest, Dolores,
From Cornelius Fudge,
Minister of Magic.
The toad almost shrieked in delight. The minister fancied her? She would able to manipulate him and climb her way to power! Yes, she would be minister of Magic! She would definitely send Harry Potter to Azkaban as well as Dumbledore for publicly telling lies! This was going to be fun….
"Professor, are you alright?"
Draco Malfoy was standing right in front of her.
"Nothing, Mr Malfoy," Dolores simpered. "Five points to Slytherin for considering my welfare."
Malfoy strutted away, looking rather smug.
Dolores took the pink package and pulled the green ribbon….
Instantly, a frog peered out of the box. No, it wasn't a frog it was a toad.
Dolores managed to stop herself from screaming. Around the toad's neck was another ribbon, a pink one that matched the clothes she was wearing - the exact shade of pink, this time, a magenta.
It had words on it:
My name is Dolores.
Umbridge looked flabbergasted. She was expecting something much more better than a toad!
She was scared of such things, and therefore she stood up, grabbed the animal and chucked the reptile as far away as she could do so.
Dolores then walked out of the great hall, oblivious to the fact that she was wearing nothing but her underwear, and that the whole hall was staring at her.
When Dolores got to the entrance hall, she discovered the inappropriate attire that she was wearing.
Still screaming, Umbridge fainted.
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