The Strange Tale of Oblivious and the Cullens

by ClutzAcademyClassOf2014

Edward didn't come back. Bella got into an 'accidental' car accident and was changed by Carlisle, but he left again. Now the new Bella with her band Oblivious is out to rock the world, but the Cullens are back. This is gonna be a bumpy ride!

1. Chapter 1

A/N: Hi, I have worked hard on this, and any reviews would be helpful. Sadly klutzes do not rule the world, and I do not own the Twilight Saga, its amazing, off the wall characters, or Love Drunk by Boys Like Girls.

The Somewhat Strange Tale of Oblivious and the Cullens

Chapter One: Love Drunk

God, how long has it been since I got this way? Lets see, he left, I got changed after the 'accidental' car crash by Carlisle, he went home after I had no bloodlust, got the band together, and got signed by a record company. That makes a total of 10 years as a vampire. The pain hasn't gone away yet, what were his words again 'a clean break'? Clean break my ass.

"Bella? Earth to Bella? We go on in two minutes." Lars said as he waved his hand in my face too fast for the humans to see. Our band is called Oblivious, and we are an all vampire group. I am the lead singer and play guitar sometimes. Lars is the lead guitarist and he sings every once in a while, then Luccetta, we call her Luce, plays bass guitar, and Jeff plays the drums.

"Ok, Ok, I get it. No more spacing out for Bella." I said, exasperated.

"Are you going to go out on stage like that?" Luce said.

"NO! I have enough time to switch my appearance." I almost yelled. I have the power to change my own appearance to whatever I want. (It helps if you look human) I also have the power to shield my mind and read and feel the emotions and thoughts of anyone, anywhere in the world. Although I have never used my power to look into his mind, because he doesn't love me and want me in his life anymore.

I imagined my black splish splash t-shirt from home, black skinny jeans, with black converse, long black hair that was straightened with side bangs, with some black mascara. I turned to look in the mirror and my outfit was perfect so now we can go out and rock.

As I got to my mic I greeted the crowd. "Hi, my name is Bella. We are Oblivious, and our first song tonight is Love Drunk, and written for an old boyfriend. I think of you babe, all the time." Then I got into the song.

Bold and italic: Guys in the band

Italic: Bella (A/N: I know that this is an all boys band singing this, but I changed a few words and lets just pretend that Bella is singing! Thanks!)

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Top down in the summer sun,

The day we met was like a hit and run,

And I; still taste it on my tongue; taste it on my tongue,

The sky was burning up like fireworks,

You made me want you oh so bad it hurt,

But Boy; In case you haven't heard

I used to be love drunk,

But now I'm hung-over,

I love you forever; forever is over,

We used to kiss all night,

But its just a bar fight,

So don't call me crazy,

Say hello to goodbye, okay

There's just one thing, okay,

To make me say,

I used to be love drunk,

But now I'm hung-over,

I love you forever,

But now its over

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hot sweat, blurry eyes,

Were spinning on a roller coaster ride; the world stuck in black and white,

You drove me crazy every time we touched; now I'm so broken that I can't get up,

Oh boy, you make me such a rush

I used to be love drunk,

But now I'm hung over,

I love you forever; forever is over,

We used to kiss all night; but its just a bar fight,

So don't call me crazy; say hello to goodbye okay,

There's just one thing okay; to make me say,

I used to be love drunk,

But now I'm hung-over,

I love you forever,

But now its over.

All the time I wasted on you; all the bullshit you put me through,

I'm checking into rehab; cause everything that we had,

Didn't mean a thing to you

I used to be love drunk,

But now I'm hung-over,

I love you forever,

But now I'm sober.

I used to be love drunk,

But now I'm hung-over,

I love you forever; forever is over,

We used to kiss all night; but its just a bar fight,

So don't call me crazy; say hello to goodbye okay,

There's just one thing; okay,

To make me say; okay,

I used to be love drunk,

But now I'm hung over,

I love you forever,

But now its over

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

Now its over,

I still taste it on my tongue,

Now its over

As we finished the song, I spotted two people I thought I would never see: a very bouncy Alice, and a shocked, taken aback Edward. Shit! I said that we needed a five-minute break and we would be back. Then I ran off the stage.

A/N: Review Please! You probably get this at the end of every chapter you read, but please do. Even if I get two it will make my day! I will try to update soon! -ClutzAcademy :D