This fic and pairing was a request by... his names really long and he knows who he is.

Surprise

"Fuck me,"

"No,"

"Fuck me,"

"No,"

"Fuck me,"

"For the 19th time no," Bubblegum said, "And put your clothes back on! You're making this weird."

Bubblegum was on the breakthrough of the century, an easily renewable candy source that would keep replicating, allowing her to focus on more demanding science business, while not having to worry over creating more food to feed her people. Of course, she hadn't planned on her vampire friend floating through her window wearing nothing but a smile.

Marceline frowned, and closed her legs. She spent the last 20 minutes sitting on top of the opposite table playing with her pussy and wiggling her eyebrows. Floating over to the window she leaned out and shouted.

"Hey Cupcake, quit sniffing my thong and toss me my clothes!" she called.

From down below, Bubblegum could barely hear the masculine voice of Mr. Cupcake.

"I think you have a yeast infection!" he called, as Marceline pulled her clothes on.

"Your a yeast infection," she mumbled. Bubblegum shook her head and frown at the vampire, who only flashed PB her double E boobs and her shaved pussy. "Take a good long look cause you just lost ALLLLL of this!"

she quickly shot out the window into the night and vanished.

" 5, 4, 3, 2,1," Bubblegum counted, just as she got to 1 Marceline popped her head back in the window.

"Until I'm horny again," she said, before vanishing.

"Oh good, I only have to wait 20 minutes," she said, her voice oozing sarcasm and giggling to herself. "But seriously, she has a problem."

"Stupid Bonnie and her stupid science," she muttered. "Oh well, guess its just me and the dildos, again."

As she flew by Castle Lemongrab, a shriek cut through the night air. Stopping, the vampire queen looked down at the lemon headed building and shrugged her shoulder.

"Might not hurt to take a look," she said, turning invisible. "Not like I'm getting pounded tonight."

Floating up to the window, Marcy stuck her head in. The Earl of Lemongrab was struggling with a bottle of lotion, violently twisting the cap to try and get it open. Several magazines displaying picture of lemons were strewn everywhere. She could see he was naked, and when he turned around she felt like her eyes would pop out of her skull.

Lemongrab had the BIGGEST cock that Marceline had ever seen. It had to be at least 14 inches long and 4 inches wide. Her mouth began to water at the thought of taking that pole in her mouth and deep throat it. Zipping through the window, effortlessly shedding her clothes as she did, Marceline slammed into Lemongrab, sending the two flying onto the bed.

"What the-" Lemongrab was cut off by something filling his mouth. It was warm and tasted weird, not bad, just different. Within seconds the thing on top of him faded into sight and he was greeted by Marceline's asshole.

She began to lick and suck the tip, while massaging his swollen balls with one hand and pumping the shaft with the other. Lemongrab went cross-eyed and his tongue began to spasm, licking the folds of her fat pussy before slithering deep inside.

Marceline pulled her head up and groaned.

"And here I thought you were gay," she said, before taking his hard cock in her mouth and taking it all the way down to his balls. She began bobbing her head up and down while working his balls with both hands.

Lemongrab's eyes began rolling back into his head as Marceline swallowed his cock. He began to slowly shove his fist into her pussy one finger at a time while sliding his tongue over her asshole, teasing it before sliding in and swirling it around.

"Marceline," a voice called. It sounded far away. "Wake up you slut!"

The vampire queen yawned, and looked up to see an angry PB standing over her, stern look and arms crossed.

"Can you keep it down? I had a loooong night," she said, rolling over. "And a long something else. Heh."

"I know that, I watched you," PB replied.

Marceline rolled back over and looked at her.

"How? Spying through the door?" she asked. The princess pointed to a large camera hanging in the corner of the room. "You put cameras in my house?"

PB rolled her eyes. "This isn't your house," she said. "You're still in Castle Lemongrab!"

It was at that moment a very dried up, and flat, Lemongrab weakly dragged himself out from under the bed.

"Mother princess….. need….. juice," Lemongrab stammered, before passing out.

The candy princess looked at her vampire friend and shook her head.

"Out of all the things you've done, this is the worst," Bubblegum said, picking up Lemongrab. "Having sex with Lemongrab is the worst thing you could have done."

"Oh please, its not like you own the monopoly on my twat," Marceline replied, getting out of bed and picking up her clothes. "I can get my pussy pounded by whoever I want. you're not my mother."

"No, but I am HIS mother," she said.

"You heard her….. she said it," Lemongrab said weakly.

The vampire queen pulled her shirt on and scoffed.

"Yeah right, you hate him," Marcy retorted, poking PB in the chest. "Your only pissed because I took my sexy self to someone else and left you playing with yourself."

"I'm pissed because my friend had sex with my son," she said. "And now you're knocked up."

"What? Are you dumb or something I can't get pregnant," Marceline said. "Vampire remember?"

PB resisted the urge to facepalm.

"Do you go to the bathroom on a regular basis?" she asked.

"Yeah, why?"

"Does your stomach hurt when haven't eaten for a long time?"

"Your point?"

"Vampire or not, your organs still work," PB said. "And all my creations are modified to reproduce at an astounding rate. I made them that way so if I ever die, they can keep making more candy people to keep the kingdom going."

Marceline felt what little color she had drain from her face.

"Congratulations, Marcy," she said, sarcastically. "Your having a lemon."

END CHAPTER 1