Me: Hey everyone~ MetaGiga here to bring you something pretty different from what I usually do. Tell 'em Darkine!
Darkine: We are hosting a tourney in memory of MetaGiga's best friend she had made on here... I really don't think he's dead, dude.
Me: Me neither, but he seems dead. In Fanfiction Tourneys, you submit an OC (Original Character) or yourself in a review. Once we get enough, the Tourney will start.
Darkine: Now tell us. What IS a Tourney?
Me: A battle to the DEATH! Hosted by yours truly and my long-time co-host, Darkine... And the platoon we all know and love!
Darkine: ... What the hell?
Me: How else are we gonna make this awesome without those cuties?
Darkine: ... You got a point there.
Me: Now, here're the rules.
1. No Mary Sues.
2. No rules when it comes to the fight.
3. No flirting with Kururu if you value your life.
Darkine: Of course...
Me: So, send in those contestants! Just to warn you, I might pull a few stunts in the middle of a battle to add to some comedy. Hey, I'm an asshole.
Darkine: She is. Also, once the first chapter starts, no more submissions. We'll already have the fights all set up for the Tourney.
Me: The winner gets the trophy of badasses and a chance to fight me! So, send in those entries before assholes come to delete this because of script format! (It won't be when the thing starts)