Cartman's POV
I stood at the bus stop, just listening to my iPod. Eventually Kyle came, looking down at the ground, shifting his feet uncomfortably. I couldn't help but glance at him as he shook slightly. I didn't understand until I saw what he was wearing. He only had on a short-sleeve t-shirt, and had forgotten his jacket. I picked an earbud out, blinking once or twice before opening my mouth to speak. "Where's Stan?" I asked, not wanting to feel like a fag around the one person I didn't exactly 'like.' "H-he's caught a c-co-cold." He said, still looking down at the snow covering his feet. "Oh." I whispered, a new feeling coming to realization. I was actually feeling bad for Kyle as he shivered. "U-um...Would you like to come under my coat?" I choked out, Kyle's eyes drifting towards me. "W-would that really be o-okay, fatass?" He asked, a deep blush coming onto his cheeks. "Oi! I'm not fat! I'm just big-boned!" I said, unbuttoning my jacket and opening it for Kyle. He trudged through the snow pressing his shivering body tight against mine. His skin felt like ice as it met mine, almost forcing me to push him back out. "GAH! Geez, Kahl. You feel like a vampire!" I said, making him give me a death-glare. "It makes sense though, doesn't it? I've been like this for 30 minutes! I forgot my jacket at home." He said, leaning his head on my shoulder. "I never noticed..." I whispered sarcastically. Just then, I felt a sharp pain in my foot. "OW! What the hell, Kahl?!" I yelled, making him look up at me once again. "Be serious for once, Cartman." He said, letting out a small sigh. "C-cartman...I wanna ask you something." He said, facing towards me. "Yeah, Kahl?" I let those words drift through my parted lips, not even facing him. "What would you do if...if I thought I had feelings for you?" "What kind of feelings?" "Y-you know...feelings of love." He said, snuggling closer to me. "K-kahl...Mind if I say something crazy?" I said, forcing our eyes to meet. "What if I said...I had the same feelings for you?" His eyes widened, tears forming in his eyes as a deep blush spread it's way over his cheeks. "E-eric!" He exclaimed, throwing his short arms around my neck, crying softly into my shoulder. I was shocked for two reasons. He had called me by my first name, and he was acting so emotional. "Kahl...I'm afraid I don't understand why you're crying!" I said, naturally lifting my arms around his waist. "T-the real reason why S-stan isn't h-here is because he hates me now! I-I asked him out, a-and he flat out rejected me!" He said, looking up at me with red eyes. The whole time we had been with each other, I'd always wanted to see Kyle cry. But now that I see those tears running down that beautiful face, I've never wanted to cry this bad. Glistening drops flooding out of those green eyes I loved so much, it hurt. It really did. "Kahl...I understand what you're going through. But I won't reject you." I said as I pulled his face up to look at me. "Only cry if I do something spiteful to you." I said as our lips met. He was a little shocked, but started to kiss back shyly. But then I heard something...was that, giggling? I broke our kiss, whipping around to see Kenny laughing his ass of looking at us. "Mmph mmpph mmpph!" He said, his muffling making out to say, "You guys are gay!" "KYYYYEEEEEENNNNNYYY! It's not funny!" I said, pushing Kenny into the snow. He got up, perfectly fine, until he started to walk across the road. A car came out of nowhere, hitting into him. And since Stan wasn't here, I took his line. "Oh my God! They killed Kenny!" I said, nudging Kyle to say his line. "You bastards!" He said, still huddled with me in my jacket. I turned around, grabbing Kyle's skinny waist and pulling him towards me. "Now where were we?" I said, kissing Kyle again.