[Naruto (Narrator)]
A long ass fuckin' time ago,
In a town of Konoha,
There lived a humble family
of powerful ninjas.
But yay there was a black sheep
And he knew just what to do.
His name was naruto. and he refused to step in-line.
A vision he did see-eth
Fuckin' rockin' all the time.
He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align
[Naruto(Son)]
Oh Kyubis tail's were blazin' as I stepped into his cave,
Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles,
With a long and shiny blade!
'Twas I who fucked the Uchiha,
Fuckalize sing-fuckaloo!
And if you try to fuck with me,
Then I shall fuck you too!
Gotta get it on in the party zone!
I got to shoot a rasengan in the party zone!
Gotta summon a toad in the party zone!
Gotta suck a chode in the party zone!
[Crying]
[Minato (Father)]
You've disobeyed my orders, son,
Why were you ever born?.
A plunger would be way better than you,
you're a son to me no more
This music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell.
Rock and roll's The Jubi's work, he wants you to rebel.
You'll become a mindless puppet;
and the Fox will pull the strings!
Your heart will lose direction,
And chaos it will bring.
You'd better shut your mouth,
Better watch your tone!
You're grounded for a week with no telephone!
Don't let me here you cry,
Don't let me hear you moan!
You gotta train to be a shinobi when you're in my home!
[young Naruto (Son)]
Jiraiya can you hear me?
I am lost and so alone.
I'm askin' for your guidance.
Won't you come down from your throne?
I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock.
My father thinks you're evil,
But man, he can suck a cock.
Rock is not The Jubi's work,
It's magical and rad.
I'll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad
[Jiraiya(him n a toad poster)]
I hear you brave young Naruto,
You are hungry for the rock.
But to learn the ancient method,
Kage Chaka's you must unlock.
Escape your father's clutches,
And this oppressive neighborhood.
On a journey you must go,
To find the land of Hollywood!
In The City of Fallen Angels,
Where the womans breast meet the sand,
You will form a strong alliance,
And the world's most awesome band.
To find your fame and fortune,
Through the valley you must walk.
You will face your inner demons.
Now go my son and rock!
[Naruto (Narrator)]
So he bailed from fuckin' Konoha With hunger in his heart;
And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art;
But in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart.
Rock. Rah-ha-ha-ha-hock. Raye-yayayayaye-yock