D.D.Z.: YEAH! This is my first ToS fanfic! This is just a story that I thought of when my dad and I were on our way to Indiana from Texas. It started to rain when we were passing through Missouri, thus this fic was born. Sorry if it's not the best thing you've read, but I'm writing...er...typing this pretty late at night. And sorry if there's a lot of OOCness, but what's humorous about it if their all in character?
Lloyd: Maybe you should just get on with the fic, so the readers can decide whether it's good or not.
D.D.Z.: Alright, alright. Who would like to do the disclaimer for me? Hmm...how about you, Kratos?
Kratos: Why do you bother asking if you're just going to decide for us?
D.D.Z.: I dunno. :puppy dog eyes: Will you please do the disclaimer for me?
Kratos:sigh: Fine, whatever. D.D.Z. doesn't own ToS or any of its characters. Namco does. She can only wish she owned the game and its characters.
D.D.Z.: Thank you Kratos :glomps Kratos:
Kratos: "..."
D.D.Z.: And now on with the fic! u.u
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ToS: Rain, Rain, Go Away!
by D.D.Z.
The world regeneration was finally done, and after a whole year apart from each other, Lloyd, Genis, Raine, Zelos, Sheena, Presea, Regal, and Colette decided to have a little 'reunion' and spend a few days together. They all agreed to meet in Sybak for some unknown reason (I guess it was the place they were all closest to or something) and at the inn over there (I also don't know how they contacted each other).
The first ones to show up was actually Regal, since he had had some business in Sybak. Presea also happened to be with him at the time, and together they quietly waited for everybody. The next one to show up was Lloyd.
Suddenly, a voice behind Lloyd said, "Is this where the...um...'reunion' is, Lloyd?"
Lloyd stopped and faced the owner of the voice, his blood father, Kratos. "Dad! What are you doing here! How did you get here from Derris-Kharlan?"
"I heard that you and your friends were meeting here for a 'reunion,' and decided to come."
"But how did you get here?"
"Umm...magic?"
Lloyd's eyes widened in astonishment. "REALLY? COOL!"
"..." Kratos wasn't sure to be thankful for Lloyd's stupidity or ashamed.
Lloyd then noticed a figure nest to Kratos. "Yuan? You came to?"
"Yup! I decided to take a break from all of my work and come to the reunion!" Yuan happily explained.
Kratos raised and eyebrow. "Funny, when I arrived over at the base, you were throwing a party and was punishing some soldier by making them do your work while you were partying. Why were you punishing that soldier anyways?"
"Because he forgot to get the food for the party."
Kratos decided not to ask anything else as he turned toward the approaching Regal and Presea.
"Kratos, it's good to see you again." Regal greeted. Then uncertainty turned toward the still mad Yuan. "Um, and it's good to see you to Yuan. Why are you upset?"
"BECAUSE HE DIDN'T BRING THE FOOD, DAMMIT!"
"Ah..okay…"
Just then, Raine, Genis, Colette, Sheena, and Zelos walk up the street toward Lloyd, Kratos, Yuan, Regal and Presea..
"Kratos! What're you doing here!" exclaimed Genis.
"I decided that I would attend this...reunion."
"But how did you get here?" questioned Raine.
Lloyd answered for him, "He got here by magic!"
Everybody sweatdropped at Lloyd's answer, but decided to say nothing about it. Then, Raine, Genis, Sheena, and Zelos noticed a someone with blue hair next to him.
"Oh! It's nice to see you again too, Yuan!" Colette said politely.
"WHY IS EVERYBODY NOTICING ME AFTER KRATOS?"
"Because I'm better looking and I attract more attention."
"I never knew Kratos had such a big ego..." Sheena muttered.
Zelos looked at the sky for no particular reason, and noticed all of the gray clouds. "Damn. It looks like it's about to rain. That means we have to go inside. What fun is it inside?" Then, seeing what he thought was an opportunity, he said, "Maybe, if it gets too cold, we can snuggle up together." The ex-Chosen said seducedly, inching toward Sheena. His plan failed miserably as Sheena slapped him for what seemed like the hundredth time.
"How did a pervert like you become a Chosen? Why would anybody in their right mind at Cruxis chose you to be a chosen?"
"Well, you see, in Cruxis, nobody was in their right mind." Kratos explained. "And Mithos chose all of the Chosens.'
"Mithos?"
"Yeah."
"Do you have a problem with the Chosen I chose?" said a figure descending from the sky. Everybody looked up, and then down, as Mithos landed on the ground (YAY! I CAN RHYME!).
"No, not at all." Kratos said, before Mithos could do anything.
"I thought you would've learned not to try anything with Raine or Sheena by now." Genis said to Zelos, snickering, as everybody else started to go in because it was starting to drizzle.
"You little twerp! Well, at least I try." Knowing what and who he was referring to, he blushed and looked away.
"HAH! That's what I thought." Zelos said, thought he had won the small skirmish. Or, that's what he thought at least (O.o Wow, Zelos thinks?). Angered, Genis launched an attack on Zelos, biting him on the arm.
"OW! GET OFF OF ME! YOU PROBABLY HAVE RABIES! AH! GET IT OFF!" Zelos yelled, shaking his arm wildly, Genis still hanging on.
"WILL BOTH OF YOU KNOCK IT OFF AND GET INSIDE!" Raine yelled.
Zelos and Genis took enough time to notice that everybody was already inside, and that if they didn't hurry, they would have to face...RAINE'S FURY:Random people and animals run wildly and in circles in fear of...RAINES FURY:
Obediently, Genis loosened his grip on Zelos so he could jump off. Unfortunately, Zelos suddenly shook his arm again, sending Genis flying. "HA! I GOT MY REVENGE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Raine had finally had enough, and started to walk toward the two. Or one. Genis happened to fly right into the inn, due to Raine opening the door. Now what're the odds of that?
"ZELOS!"
Zelos stopped his maniacal laughter and turned around, only to get a kick in the stomach, compliments of Raine.
"NOW GET INSIDE OF THE INN!"
"All right, all right my sweet hunny." Zelos said from the ground.
Raine sighed. "Just get inside..."
Meanwhile, inside of the inn...
"Why did it have to rain on the one day we were meeting together..." Lloyd complained.
"We should make the most of this...unfourunete event and do something." Kratos said.
"Well, what can we do?" Genis asked.
"Maybe if we had some more room, we could do something." Zelos fairly shouted, putting emphasis on the words, room and something.
"That's too bad!" they heard Sheena shout back.
Sheena and Raine, after she dragged Zelos (forcibly) into the inn, had decided that they would get two rooms, one for the girls and one for the guys. There were only four girls, so they had no problem with that. However, the boys were less fortunate. In their opinion, it wasn't easy fitting seven guys in one room that only had two beds. Lloyd and Genis went to go and sit on one bed, while the other bed started to being fought over by Kratos, Yuan, Mithos, and Zelos. Regal wanted to sit on a bed, but wasn't to sure if he wanted to get to close to the fighting four. So for now, he was quite content with sitting in a chair next to the bed Lloyd and Genis were on. Genis went outside of the room for awhile, then came back with a huge bowl of popcorn, and the three ate it while seeing the other four fight.
"YOU SHOULD ALL FEAR ME AND LET ME SIT ON THE BED!" Mithos shouted.
"AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!" Zelos retorted.
"THE AUTHORRESS OF THIS STORY DECIDED TO CHANGE THAT!" Mithos yelled back.
"What makes you think this is a story?" Yuan questioned.
"Uh..."
D.D.Z.: What Yuan? You don't think I exist?
"Ahh!" Yuan shouted, surprised.
Everybody looked questingly at Yuan. "What is it?" asked Kratos.
"What! You didn't hear that voice just now?"
"Nooo..."
D.D.Z.:evil idea: Yuuuuaannnnnnn. It is the one you punished back at the basssseeeee………I have come to haaaaaauuunnntttt youuuuuuuuuuu.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME! I'LL GET THE FOOD NEXT TIME!" Yuan screamed in terror while running out of the room.
Everybody in the room sweatdropped. Then Zelos started to talk again. It's no big deal, really, but I obliged to right the things he says.
"Well, since he's gone…I call the bed!" he shouted while jumping on the bed. But maybe it just wasn't Zelos' day to win (or probably any day for that matter), because just before he hit the bed, Kratos tackled him in the air and they both landed on the floor, and angry people downstairs yelled at them. Not that anybody heard them over the shouting that Kratos, Zelos, and Mithos was making.
"NO! JUST LET ME SIT ON THE BED!" Zelos shouted.
"NO WAY! ONLY I SHOULD GET THE BED" Kratos shouted back, even though there was no need to shout, 'cause they were on top of each other and rolling on the ground. EWWWWWW! NOT LIKE THAT YOU SICK PERVERTS!
Lloyd, Genis, and Regal were still watching the three and eating popcorn as they started fighting all over again, except now Yuan was gone.
"Do you think we should tell them that another bed can fold out from that bed?" Regal asked.
"I really don't think it would matter." Genis said. "They would probably just start fighting over who gets the bed not on the floor."
"Good point."
Lloyd was getting tired of all of the fighting, so he jumped off of his bed and ran nest to the fighting threesome and started singing, 'Why can't we be Friends?' It didn't last too long, 'cause two lines into the song Mithos kicked him the way Raine kicked everybody. Right in the stomach. Kratos saw this, then jumped on top of Mithos (:sigh: No, not like that) and started fighting him. Zelos saw his chance, and sat on the bed, watching the now two fight. Lloyd gave up, and walked over to his bed, only to see Regal in his spot.
"Hey! Regal, you took my seat!" Lloyd whined.
"Sorry, but that chair gets uncomfortable after a while."
"Hey Lloyd, since you're up, will you get us more popcorn?" asked Genis.
"Fine. I need a break from all this fighting."
"Hurry! It's getting good again! Mithos just pulled Zelos off of the bed and now he screaming like a girl!"
"All right, I'll hurry."
Lloyd didn't get to far though, because Sheena, Raine, Colette and Presea poked their heads out of the door and looked at him.
"What the hell are you guys doing over there?" Sheena asked.
Lloyd explained what happened so far. I'm to lazy to type it.
"So do you know where Yuan is?" asked Colette, worried for her friend. Or, at least the person she knew. Don't know if they really counted him as a friend.
"Nobody knows…"
'Well, tell Zelos, Mithos, and Kratos to keep it down." Raine ordered.
"Anything else?" Lloyd asked sarcasticlly.
"Yeah, can you get more popcorn?" Sheena requested.
"I have to get even more popcorn?" Lloyd shouted.
"What do you mean, even more?" Presea asked curiously.
"Genis, me and Regal are eating popcorn while we watch Zelos and the others fight." Lloyd explained.
"You mean, Genis, Regal, and I." Raine corrected.
"You mean you can see the fight too?"
Raine sighed, went back into the room, then appeared again with a bowl in her hand (hey, that rhymed too! Well, kinda…). "Here, just refill the bowl, please." She said, handing the bowl to Lloyd.
"Okay. But what're you guys-er-girls doing in there anyways?" Sheena grinned.
"Oh, nothing much. Just girl stuff. Want to come in?"
"AHH! NOOOOOO! KEEP YOUR EVIL GIRL STUFF AWAY!" Lloyd screamed, running for his life, but he tripped down the stairs, and ended up yelling some more as he fell. Raine, Sheena and Presea sweatdropped, but Colette asked, "Are you okay Lloyd?"
D.D.Z.: Well, that's the first chapter. This is my first shot at a humor fic, so please don't get angry if it's not too funny at first. I'm doing my best.
Lloyd: Do you have to make me look so stupid?
Raine: Well, your not exactly the brightest student in class.
Lloyd; SO? It's not my fault!
Raine: Then whose is it?
Lloyd: Uh…Kratos! He IS my dad!
Kratos: That doesn't mean it's my fault…
D.D.Z.: I think we're getting off the subject…
Mithos: Why do I get so few lines to say! You should all fear me!
:everybody ignores Mithos:
Mithos: Hey!
D.D.Z.: Okay, until next time! v Ja ne!
Yuan:cowering in a corner in the inn: I'm sorry about the party!
D.D.Z.:sweatdrop: