Before we must begin, let me tell you a story of 2 best friends that were messaging eachother about offspring.

[NARUTO ANIME OP INTRO BEGINS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND]

So there was a man, that had a big cat... shoving his wank, into a fish with a big slam.The fish had a great fall, but until all was unexpected...Came a man with a big pole

and shoved his wank into it's small hole.

But the fish could not feel pain, for it could only stare at the man in shame.

Wondering what went on in his brain...

For he thought, this man was not sane.

Goodbye, little small fish.