Ten Things To Know About Jackie Burkhart
By Hyde
1.) Don't ever call her by her middle name. Ever.
2.) Just because she's pretty doesn't mean you shouldn't contradict her. She does deserve to be contradicted. Especially about her opinion of Zeppelin.
3.) If you make her angry, be prepared. She kicks.
4.) Her life isn't perfect, no matter how much she tries to convince everyone else that it is. So don't believe it.
5.) She likes shiny things, like jewelry.
6.) Aside from jewelry, she likes unicorns.
7.) She isn't as shallow as she seems. It takes time to figure that out.
8.) She has a thing for roller disco.
9.) She is banned from talking about weddings in the United States. Don't take her to Canada, because she's gonna go nuts talking about them there.
10.) She's the only one of our gang that Red somewhat enjoys the company of. Even over his own son.