1. Poison Ivy once come back to her lair to find a small black kitten batting at a few low hanging flowers on her desk while a mangy tomcat was typing on her laptop. The message he typed was this: "Pamela it's Jonathan. You owe me a favour and I need help; Robin and I have been turned into cats and Nightwing didn't notice." It still is one of the weirder things she has found upon returning to her lair.

2. Jonathan Crane was once a part-time chemistry teacher at one of Gotham's smaller community collages for a semester. He can't actually answer how he got the job, all he knows is that it involves a failed heist, a missing substitute teacher and a non-Gotham-native human resource person.

3. Joan Leland is one of the most levelled women in existence. Detective Bullock once claimed that she wouldn't bat an eyelash if a lilac elephant came running through her office wearing a smoking jacket while being chased by an FBI-agent and a Star city rouge. One week later he would have been proven right if it hadn't been for the small fact that it was a NSA-agent.

4. All the rouges have once or twice kidnapped one or more celebrities. Two-Face regularly kidnaps Bruce Wayne to relive old times, Joker have held a vast array of professional comedians' hostage, Mad Hatter once held up master chef America in order for a certain celebrity chef to taste his cooking, Riddler have gotten several autographs at gunpoint and Scarecrow once held the wife of a famous and gifted horror book author hostage for the same reason. Lex Luthor still argues with Poison Ivy about whether he counts as a celebrity, he says not, and she says he does. But he will however admit that the famous actress he was dating at that time counts.

5. Many of Dicks old friends in the superhero community claims that he is delusional. Not that he is paranoid or imagines things, that is just part of being a bat, but because of his brothers. They think quite rightly that Jason is a homicidal crime lord, that Tim is a paranoid shut-in and that Damian is the devil incarnated. Dick himself claims to not know what they are talking about and that his brothers are nice people, admittedly Jason has a few anger management issues, Tim could use to get out more and Damian needs a little more time to work on his social skills. But they are nice, and he loves them. His friends have long since given up telling him otherwise.

6. There exists three different satanistic cults that worship the fifth Robin as antichrist. Getting Batman (or Nightwing) to believe this have proved futile despite that several of the league members have presented hard evidence.

7. All the former Robins have a villain that they have a sort of friendship or at least special and not totally violent bond with. Books can and have been written about Nightwing and Deathstroke, the Red Hood visits the Mad Hatter for tea fairly often and Red Robin have a friendly rivalry going on with the Riddler and Spoiler all but dates Klarion the Witch boy. Batman is both terrified and annoyed by this. He had hoped that Talia would be the special one for the fifth Robin, being his mom and all, but instead he seems to have developed a connection with the Scarecrow based on their mutual love of terrifying people, something Batman isn't happy about. Catwoman thinks the whole thing is hilarious.

8. The Bat family have long since gotten used to Dick being the only one Damian openly admits to liking and that he can be rather possessive about his oldest brother. Therefore, it come as quite a surprise when he willingly cancelled a camping trip for just the two of them so that Dick could spend time with his daughter Mar'i. Truth is that Damian likes Mar'i more than he likes Dick and is truly annoyed that her favourite uncle is Jason. He has wowed to correct this as soon as possible.

9. Over the last year Selina have regularly called Bruce to help her find things missing from her apartment, it started with "have you seen my other earring" and have now progressed to "Come help me find the asshole who stole my bed". Bruce always comes but even he hasn't been capable of finding the thief or most of her clothes. If he was a bit more attentive at home, he would have noticed that most of Selina's missing things are actually in his room. Her clothes are in the closet and jewellery in the dresser, his bed is in the attic and hers in his bedroom. The reason for this is that Damian have decided that the two of them are ridiculous and should stop fooling around and get married. He thinks that if he moves her things to the manor little at a time she will soon have moved in.

10. Batman did once upon a time send Red Robin on a solo mission to capture the Riddler and was very worried when he comeback a few hours later with the Riddler still at large and laughing so much that he could barely speak. When Red Robin finally did manage to calm down and tell Batman why he was so merry Batman laughed and said; " Well we let him finish that before we arrest him". Next day Riddler's latest scheme came into play. All the traffic lights in the whole city was in perfect sync, this created more traffic chaos that it rightfully should have.


More to come.