"Baaatmaaan, oh BatSY! They payed me to kill you, but I just couldn't bring myself to do it. HaHA! Isn't that funny? ....Oh, why aren't you smiling? So serious..."
Metal met soft flesh.
"There you go. Thaaaats better."
Softer now, so sickeningly sweet....
"Brucey, oh Brucey!
...Are you still breathing?"