Okay everyone. While I'm throwing oneshots about, I'm going to work on this one as well. It's something that's been sitting in my document folder for a while, so I decided to give it a go. I hope it's enjoyable!

I own only one of the characters in this. Everything else is the property of NBC.

"Michael…This really isn't necessary." Angela sighed walking into the conference room. Up on the wall was a large banner. 'Welcome to Scranton!' it read in large red letters.

"Angela! We've all been waiting years to meet your sisters!" Michael beamed as he straightened the vegetarian food he'd made sure that Pam got.

"You didn't even know that I had sisters until last week."

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"Angela has three sisters." Michael explained to the camera, "One older and two younger. Today, the oldest and the youngest are coming to visit her at her workplace. And we need to blow their conservative knee socks off!"

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"Abigail and Alexandra are both respectable women of God and I'd like to keep it that way. When Allison turned her back on the church by marrying an atheist, she lost all contact with the family. So I was trying to prevent that from happening to my other two sisters." Angela sighed, "But when Michael overheard that they were coming to visit me, he somehow got their numbers and told them to come to the office…idiot."

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"Phyllis, did Hallmark not have any life-size crucifixes?" Michael sighed picking up a couple of the ceramic crosses from the table.

"Those are fine." Angela growled storming back out into the bullpen. Dwight had gone to get the sisters from the airport. He had actually offered to a while back, so he could make a great first impression.

"So Angela, what you going to do with them while they're here?" Pam asked as the smaller woman walked by reception on the way to her desk.

"I don't know. Alexandra wanted to go to New York for a day…we might do that…Abigail likes cows…so we might go see the cows at Dwight Schrute's farm."

"You might want to tell him not to mention the fact that he slaughters them himself." Pam warned.

"Noted."

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"Ever since Dwight and Angela got engaged, it's been a lot easier to stand both of them." Pam replied, "But over the last week Angela's been very stressed. I think she's worried about looking like an idiot in front of her sisters. And I don't blame her, I mean…her boss is Michael."

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As Angela began straightening her desk she heard the door of the office open and close. Standing up straight she saw Dwight ushering in a girl who came up to his shoulder.

She had long dark brown hair with pink streaks in it, and she was wearing a white sundress that was showing way too much of her legs and cleavage. Giant sunglasses hid her eyes.

"Alexandra?" Angela gasped when she saw the girl.

Alex instantly smiled and ran over to her. "Angie! Oh my god Angie!" She exclaimed giving her a huge hug. "I missed you so much!"

"Where's Abigail?"

"Ugh…She had to stay home and take care of her damn cat…it has syphilis or something…" Alex rolled her eyes and pulled back from their embrace. "And smooth move sending Ted Bundy here to pick me up." She gestured an insulted Dwight. "He even creeped me out."

Angela ignored her comments for the moment. "What did you do to your hair?" She demanded. "And what are you wearing?"

"It's a dress Miriam…and I was sick of the blonde…it washes me out…" She turned to see Kevin staring at her chest mesmerized. "So this is your office?"

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"Angela's sister…is nothing like Angela…" Kevin said with a lovesick smile. "She is so hot!"

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"Ah! The guests of honor have arrived!" Michael's voice boomed from across the office.

Alex gave Angela a confused glance before responding, "There's just one of us…the oldest had a situation with her slut-cat." She reported with a friendly smile. "You must be Toby."

"Oh! Gross no! I'd be dead if I were Toby…by suicide." Michael practically vomited. "I am her boss…young lady."

"I'm twenty-two."

"You're the youngest person in here." Michael practically teased. "Now if you would, follow me into the conference room for your welcome party." He walked into the room excitedly. Alex turned back to her sister with an apprehensive stare.

"Is he going to have his way with me?"

Angela sighed and grabbed her arm so she could pull her towards the party.

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"Siblings. Built in friends." Michael began his speech once everyone was situated. "Someone who can switch places with you to trick your teachers in school…if one has an appendicitis attack, the other feels it. It's magical."

"We're not twins." Alex informed him gesturing her sister and herself. Michael looked at his note cards and cursed under his breath.

"Well…bottom line…I have made a decision." He paused for dramatic effect, giving Jim and Pam time to exchange weary looks. "Tomorrow Alexandra shall come back and celebrate, National Incest Day."

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"Gross." Was all Alex could murmur to the camera crew.

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"Okay…so I guess I misunderstood the meaning of the word incest." Michael sighed rubbing his forehead in embarrassment. "I thought it just meant…loving your sibling very…immensely…"

"Question." Alex said with a raise of her hand. Everyone stared at her in all of her Dwight-like glory. "What will this INCEST day entail?"

"A different name I hope." Jim gave his input.

"Yes…it will be…just…Sibling Day…" Michael stuttered biting the inside of his cheek.

"What will this new and improved SIBLING day entail?" Alex seemed to actually be interested.

"It's EXACTLY what it sounds like Alexandra Rose Martin."

"How do you know my middle-?"

"Medical records." Michael answered her. Angela glared a Dwight who just shrugged innocently. "Anyways…there will be…Moon bounces…and bouncy games…and a guest appearance by the sumo suits. And everyone will bring their siblings."

Everyone groaned.

"Michael…I'm an only child." Pam said over everyone's complaints.

"My brother lives in Florida." Said Kevin.

"My sister works." Stanley muttered from behind his crossword puzzle. Michael sighed and held up his hands.

"Everyone shut up! Just bring who you can!"

"So I can bring Mose?" Dwight asked hopefully. He wanted to try and socialize his younger cousin more.

"Whatever Dwight."

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"Am I excited?" Alex shrugged and shook her head, "Well…according to my sister, Michael's an idiot and I shouldn't expect anything spectacular." She gave the camera a small smile before coming to a realization.

"Why are there cameras here?"

Okay…So I was just testing the waters. Tell me what you think. If reviews are okay then I'll continue.