Once upon there was a small pink hippopotamus and it lived underneath a large handkerchief. Everyday it liked to fart and eat eggplant.
While munching on toilet paper, the hippo sneezed and blew away Mrs Kettlepot, from next doors handkerchief. She blew all the way to Democratic Republic of the Congo and a Fig tree grew from her landing spot.
Today is Monday and a half. And the mouse said wee. And Miss Macdonald started urinating.
All was lost.
And theeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnn…………….
Hinkle pankie wankie stankie …………….
And then the yak died of a swankie umbrella.
And then wonton's from Sittwe made their way to Equatorial Guinea and Gladys sang a song.
She sang 'I am sheep.'
All was lost.
Badger, Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, baggggggggggerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…………………..
THE END LADIES AND GENTLEPIGHORNS.
FOR NOW……………..
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