A/N- Because I'm crazy and random, I decided to write this story. It's based on a friend's idea, but... if you don't like randomness, don't read this.
Disclaimer- Me no own no Okami, cat, dog, fish, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, magical powers, random person, Ammy, ocean, Waka, Legend of Zelda, Issun, Oki, Kamiki, flute, Mary had a Little Lamb, the Celestial Plains, the mall, people, food, clothes, and a bunch of other stuff.
Waka sat up in his bed and screamed, "Where is my cat?!" Then he realized he didn't have a cat. Or a dog. Or a fish. Just a couple of guards... how lame!
Waka woke up to do his regular morning schedule: get dressed into clown suit that were the fashion on the moon, trip, eat food, trip again, sing Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star, trip, and fall into the city because he forgot how to use his magical powers.
Waka fell on a random person. "HEY! Don't fall on me, you crazy prophet dude! I hate you!" The random person ran off crying for no apparent reason. Waka just sat there and wondered why he couldn't become a toucan.
As the great goddess Ammy ran up to him and began talking like a maniac. "WAKA! There's a meteor that's about to destroy the- HEY! I can talk! When'd that happen!? I though I could just bark even though wolves can't bark, which is a little known fact, and also-"
"SHUT UP!" Waka screamed at Ammy. "I DON'T CARE! I WANNA GO TO THE OCEAN AND DIE!" Waka began crying like the big baby we all know he is inside. The author walked up to him, sighing.
"Y'know, if you die, that'll ruin this fanfiction, and then I'll have to write more Legend of Zelda fanfictions, and I'm bored of doing that. So... get on with the story, Waka." Then the author stopped writing about herself to allow Issun to come into the story.
"HAHAHA! Stupid prophet is gonna commit suicide! Now Ammy can get married to Oki instead of this little weirdo!"Issun was grinning evilly, even though no one could see it 'cuz he's so small. "YEAH! NO MORE ABOUT THIS FREAK, OKAY, AUTHOR!?"
"Wait! Who said I was getting married!? I'm a wolf, gosh dang it!" Ammy growled at the annoying people that were in front of her.
"Hey, you guys-" the author began, but was rudely interrupted.
"Where did I go?! This is a random Waka story, no?! SO it seems logical that I should be in it! Author! Author, they're stealing my story-"
"SHUT UP! I'm trying to write this story right, but it's hard to! You guys keep interrupting me when I'm writing! That is it! We are going to Kamiki!" And so they did.
"What are we doing here?" Ammy looked around in lots of confusion. The author growled, but in the end she just sounded sad.
"Oki will now appear!" And so he did. "Oki had been protecting his village from attacking creatures at the moment, but I guess they'll just have to live without him during this fanfiction." The author disappeared, hoping not to come back.
"AHHA!" Issun screeched. "YA KNOW WHAT!? YOUR NAME CAN BE TAKEN FROM THE JAPANESE TERM OKII, MEANING BIG, EVEN THOUGH YOUR KINDA SHORT! I DUNNO WHERE MY NAME COMES FROM, THOUGH!" Oki glared at him.
"Well... that's nice. I guess." Waka took out his flute and began playing Mary Had A Little Lamb. Only he was slow, since he wasn't very good...
"Ya know what I just realized? Me and Waka should be in the Celestial Plains right now, so what're we doin' here?" Ammy frowned at this little fact she had figured out. Everyone ignored her, though.
"I'm bored..." Waka sighed. This little fanfiction he was currently in was no fun at all. So, the author decided to juice it up a 'lil.
So the author forced them to go to a magical place called the mall. The mall was full of people and food and people and food and clothes and people. And so, the fun began...
A/N- Well, that was fun. There will be more. Just press that little review button. I'm open to suggestions, but no flames.