Summary: When all the females in Hogwarts start to become mindless fashion zombies,
it's up to Harry, Ron and Hermione to save the day. But when Hermione becomes one of
them, is it too late to save her? Now the boys must figure out this odd puzzle and go
where no man had gone before. Into the girls dorm room!
Harry Potter-humor
Disclaimer: I wont even pretend to Own Harry Potter. So…. Don't sue me. I'm in high
school and I have no Job so my piggy bank is empty right now.
Prelude
"Just look at them." Hermione snorted as she watched a group of giggling fifth
year girls walk by. Some of the girls spotted Harry and broke into frenzied giggles and
whispers. "It's absolutely disgusting."
Ron was looking. In fact he couldn't seem to take his eyes off of them.
"Ron Weasly, stop gawking at them and pay attention to the discussion."
Hermione snapped. With that, the last possibility of having Hermione in a good mood
promptly vanished.
Harry frowned at Ron, who just happened to be staring again.
"Ron? Ron? RON!" Hermione shouted in his ear.
"W-what?"
"Oh, honestly Ron. Can't you think of anything else?"
"Like what?"
"Like exams."
"Lighten up Hermione. Exams aren't for another a while. We'll have plenty of
time to study."
"Actually Ron," Harry said, " exams are in two weeks."
Ron choked. "WHAT?!" He gasped.
"Haven't you been paying any attention, Ron Weasly?" Hermione sigh.
"Apparently not." Said Harry.
Hermione watched as several groups of flirtatious Hogwarts girls walked by
laughing loudly. Many of them were wearing heavy makeup and surrounded by large
clouds of perfume and boys. Hermione sighed and went back to her work.
From the corner of the courtyard, a shadow-shrouded bundled in heavy robes
laughed evilly, accidentally attracting the attention of several passing students.
Unfortunately one of which was a paparazzi student named Colin who just happened to
snap a picture of the demented cloaked freak. The figure hissed and vanished and for
some incredible stupid reason the students neglected to report.
Author: who was this laughing lunatic and what was he doing on Hogwarts grounds?
Find out in the next not-so-thrilling chapter!
it's up to Harry, Ron and Hermione to save the day. But when Hermione becomes one of
them, is it too late to save her? Now the boys must figure out this odd puzzle and go
where no man had gone before. Into the girls dorm room!
Harry Potter-humor
Disclaimer: I wont even pretend to Own Harry Potter. So…. Don't sue me. I'm in high
school and I have no Job so my piggy bank is empty right now.
Prelude
"Just look at them." Hermione snorted as she watched a group of giggling fifth
year girls walk by. Some of the girls spotted Harry and broke into frenzied giggles and
whispers. "It's absolutely disgusting."
Ron was looking. In fact he couldn't seem to take his eyes off of them.
"Ron Weasly, stop gawking at them and pay attention to the discussion."
Hermione snapped. With that, the last possibility of having Hermione in a good mood
promptly vanished.
Harry frowned at Ron, who just happened to be staring again.
"Ron? Ron? RON!" Hermione shouted in his ear.
"W-what?"
"Oh, honestly Ron. Can't you think of anything else?"
"Like what?"
"Like exams."
"Lighten up Hermione. Exams aren't for another a while. We'll have plenty of
time to study."
"Actually Ron," Harry said, " exams are in two weeks."
Ron choked. "WHAT?!" He gasped.
"Haven't you been paying any attention, Ron Weasly?" Hermione sigh.
"Apparently not." Said Harry.
Hermione watched as several groups of flirtatious Hogwarts girls walked by
laughing loudly. Many of them were wearing heavy makeup and surrounded by large
clouds of perfume and boys. Hermione sighed and went back to her work.
From the corner of the courtyard, a shadow-shrouded bundled in heavy robes
laughed evilly, accidentally attracting the attention of several passing students.
Unfortunately one of which was a paparazzi student named Colin who just happened to
snap a picture of the demented cloaked freak. The figure hissed and vanished and for
some incredible stupid reason the students neglected to report.
Author: who was this laughing lunatic and what was he doing on Hogwarts grounds?
Find out in the next not-so-thrilling chapter!