Me: I'm starting a new story. Don't worry, I'm still working on my other one. I'm just suffering from severe writer's block for it.
Disclaimer: I don't own TDI if I did this story would have definitely happened.
I watched them, that nauseatingly cute couple. Did they have to make out every time they were alone? Ugh. This stupid show paired them up on purpose, I know they did! Otherwise he would have fallen for me. Not that preppy, goody-goody CIT.
Heather talked me into it. Don't ask me how, cause I never listen to that bitch. I remember our conversation……
Flashback
"hey, weird goth girl! Over here!"
I knew that voice any where, and, sure enough, there was Heather, standing behind me. "what do you want, Heather?" I asked. She motioned for me to follow her. I stood up and walked out of the mess hall with her.
When we were alone, she said, "listen, I know who you like." I laughed. "is that all you got? Everyone knows who I like. Which is why he's my boyfriend." I smiled. Trent was the perfect boyfriend. He was sweet, caring, and good-looking.
But Heather looked doubtful. "I see how you act around him. 'We're just friends.'" Heather said, imitating my voice. I scowled. But then the scowl turned into an expression of shock. Heather knew. Before I could say anything, Heather turned me around, so that I was staring at Duncan and Courtney making out, oblivious to me and Heather watching.
I wanted to scream. All thoughts of Trent were now gone, replaced by fantasies with Duncan. Courtney was so dead
Flashback ends.
So now Heather had me chasing after a Juvenile delinquent, who had a girlfriend. There were only two problems, 1) he was smitten for Courtney, and 2) Trent was still smitten for me.
There was nothing special about that goody-goody, except for her curves. Other than that, I have no idea why he calls her hot all the time.
The easy part was breaking up with Trent. But, I didn't want to hurt his feelings. He was too nice to me. I needed a plan.
The only problem was that I was kinda busy at the moment. I told LeShawna and Trent that I was getting kinda hungry, and that I was going to the mess hall for a few minutes. I said I'd meet them back in the forest in 10 minutes. And with that, I raced to find Duncan and Courtney.
They had teamed up to win the 1,000,000$ Chris promised us. It was so tempting to win that Owen had given up his 100,000$ for it. So now all 22 of us were scattered around the island looking for a suitcase filled with money.
Someone had found it, though. Chris had just said that the case was now somewhere beautiful. My first thought was that Duncan had it. But reality told me that it was more likely that Justin had it. I had to agree.
So when I had enough of watching these two swap spit, I decided to go and find LeShawna, or maybe Justin if I ran into him. So I turned and ran in the opposite direction. As I neared the huge mountain that Chris made us jump off of on our first day, I heard someone yell "AHHHHHHHHH! I LOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOOU!" I turned once again to see Geoff falling off the cliff, Bridgette at the top, looking scared. I snickered. Bridge may be my best friend, but she was a total klutz.
I continued my search for Justin and or LeShawna. Harold was riding in a canoe talking to Heather, while Izzy, Noah and Eva ran by me shouting things like "FIND THAT PRETTY BOY!" or "I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!" (This was from Eva). I laughed out loud. For 22 teens that were nothing alike, we probably made really good TV. Chris probably gets paid A LOT.
I found LeShawna and Trent a few minutes later. "The case is almost at the camp now! C'mon people, let's move it!" Chris announced. We started running. "LeShawna c'mon!" I said. She was a few feet behind us. "There has got to be another way to get there." She said. As if to answer her prayers, Chef came by on a motor bike type-machine. "hey, have any of you punks seen a hot-air balloon go by? Courtney took it from one of our camera men." He said.
That was news to me. "Courtney has a hot air balloon? Ugh. She's totally going to win." I said. I needed that money! If you were a delinquent, would you date the poor girl or the rich one? Chef nodded. "She's got the case too." He said. "On her way to the finish line. If I had to be on anyone I'd put my- oomph!" Chef fell backwards. LeShawna had hit him with a stick. I smiled. "Well, what're you waiting for? Get on!" she said. Trent and I looked at each other before hesitantly climbing aboard.
We rode into camp to see Courtney, DJ, Cody, Tyler, Owen, and a bear in a hot air balloon, Katie, Sadie, Geoff, and Bridgette running from a moose, and Harold and Heather on the beach getting out of a canoe. I decided I didn't want to know.
Unfortunately for us, when LeShawna saw Heather, she went crazy. "This is for calling me a big-butted, loud-mouthed, mall-shopping home girl!" she yelled. "LeShawna, what're you doing?" I asked, seriously scared. "I think we better get off." Trent told me. I couldn't have agreed more. We jumped off the vehicle as LeShawna rode towards Heather, and drove into the lake.
"Attention, campers! The case is still in play! Don't give up now!" Chris announced. I looked around. Somehow most of us had managed our way into the campground.
Katie, Sadie. Bridgette and Geoff were climbing the pool ladder, trying to escape the moose. Courtney, DJ, Owen, Cody, and Tyler were still fighting over the case in the hot-air balloon. Lindsay, Beth, and Ezekiel were walking. Heather, Harold, and LeShawna were still in the lake. And Trent and I were watching it all.
The only people we couldn't find were Duncan (hope he's ok!), Justin, Izzy, Eva, and Noah.
Just then, Duncan walked in. "what the heck?" he asked himself. "What're you guys doing up there?" he asked Bridgette, Geoff, and the squealers, who were now at the top of the pool ladder. They all pointed down. Duncan turned around to see the moose running towards him.
"oh, please be ok." I prayed to myself. Duncan ran into the mess hall with the moose at his heels. I waited, hoping he was alright. Soon, he came out, with a stuffed moose head. He chased the moose away from camp. "YES!" Courtney yelled, from up in the sky. "GO, HONEY, GO!" how sick. I wanted to puke right there. I should be yelling that!
"I'm coming for you next, sweetheart!" Duncan yelled back. I smiled to myself. Wonder what she did to get that response. Just then the hot air balloon started to head right for the pool ladder. The people inside it seemed to be arguing before the guys all jumped. Courtney remained, holding the case. She started heckling the big group on the ladder before jumping herself.
As Courtney struggled to keep the case to herself, LeShawna climbed to pool ladder and grabbed the case, only to let in slip from her grip. The case flew a few feet before landing in front of Lindsay, Beth and Ezekiel. They picked up the case, just as Justin parachuted off of Chris's beat up plane. Again, I decided I didn't want to know. The parachute covered Beth and Ezekiel, and as soon as Lindsay gave Justin the case, Izzy, Eva, and Noah, who came out of no where, threw fish at him.
Well, Justin FREAKED out. Ugh. Models. Izzy ran by, covered his face with a bucket, and took the case. Wow. This was getting really suspenseful. We DID make for good TV. I could see why Chris got paid as much as he did.
Then Izzy tripped. Trent and I ran after the case, with Beth and Lindsay at our heels. The pool ladder snapped right then and there, (of course!), dumping Tyler, Cody, Katie, Sadie, and Courtney into the pool below. LeShawna, DJ, Owen, Geoff and Bridgette landed on an airplane wing and flew towards the dock, running into Justin, me, Beth, Lindsay, Izzy, and Trent. Duncan, who was still on the moose, was thrown into the water at the edge of the dock.
Heather and Harold, who were just getting out of the water, were thrown back in by the 11 of us on the airplane wing. The case, which also went into the water, was eaten by a shark.
Great. Just great. Now what! There was a million dollars in that thing!
Just then Chris came over. "Great. You lost the case. Way to go! I didn't want to have to do this, but since none of the fourteen of you officially won, you all officially tied. Which means, you'll have another chance to win the million bucks." He said. He paused to let us cheer. "….on season 2!"
…..Wait, what? He expects me to run around like an idiot for a whole other season? Is he crazy?
"Oh, forget this. I didn't agree to season two." Duncan said. I looked at him he looked really pissed. And I don't blame him. Another season with Chris the narcissist? No way.
"Actually, you did. It's called the fine print. Read it, live it, love it!" Chris said, looked really pleased with himself. "UGH! I HATE the fine print!" I said. I was about as pissed as Duncan was. "As for the rest of you," Chris began, as the other 8 campers ran over. "You're treasure hunt ends here. Along with all your hopes of ever winning any money off of this show."
"Wait, I wanna be on season 2!" Courtney said. Wait, she wasn't competing! This was my big chance to get together with Duncan! "Tut, tut, tut. Fine print." Chris told her. YES! I LOVE THE FINE PRINT! "Yes, this is so awesome! E-scope is coming back! E-scope is coming back!" Izzy cheered. Freak. "This is so exciting! Lindsay, if you win and you buy France, will you have me over?" Beth asked. "For sure." Lindsay answered.
"in exactly two days you will all report to a brand-new location for a whole new challenge. And the last one standing will receive, one million dollars!" Chris explained. "so don't forget to tune into TOTAL. DRAMA. ACTION!!!" He yelled.
So I got another chance at a million dollars. Courtney didn't. I could break up with Trent on this new show and make a play for Duncan. And Courtney couldn't stop me. This was my big chance. And no one, especially Courtney, was going to get in my way.
This was gonna be fun.