Author's Note: I do not own Sailor Moon. This was a random piece of insanity I thought up the other day.

Chapter 1: Slimy

Chaos had been reborn. Finally, it would be able to take over the galaxy, the universe! This time nothing would stand in its way. Nothing.
Suddenly Chaos paused. Something was very wrong.

"I'm sensing something very dark and evil around here," Sailor Neptune said.
"Where?" Sailor Jupiter asked. Neptune looking in her mirror, looking for it.
'This way" Neptune said, leading them down a path towards a forest.
"Um, are you sure this evil force is here?" Sailor Moon asked, uneasily looking around.
"I'm sure," Neptune said. Sailor Mars could feel a very powerful evil force as well as they walked on.
Neptune stopped suddenly, causing Sailor Moon to run into her and fall to the ground.
"Ow....." Sailor Moon whined.
"Get up and stop it," Mars snapped. A fight would have started then but Sailor Uranus glared at them, silencing them.
"It's here, I know it," Mars said, looking around but she saw no one.
"You're right, that's it," Neptune said, looking at her mirror and pointing at a huge banana slug.
"According to the mirror, this is ..chaos," Neptune said, looking at the slug again.
"You must be kidding," Jupiter said. Sailor Uranus started to laugh, as did Sailor Saturn.
"I don't like banana slugs..." Sailor Moon whined, standing behind Mars.

Chaos was thrilled when the sailor senshi came up. This was perfect, Chaos thought as it started to make it's way towards them.
It was taking long then Chaos expected. The sailor senshi left before Chaos could get very far.
Chaos was one bad tempered banana slug.