A/N: I used to think I could never write Mori and Hani as a pairing without it being totally stupid or awkward. Wrote this as practice! Its not my best, but I threw the twins in as a bonus. Hope you don't find it too pointless- enjoy~

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"Come on, Kaoru, no one will find us in here, I promise!"

Hikaru whispered to his brother with a grin, leading him by the hand into the clubroom. Kaoru looked hesitant, his cheeks pink as he followed his brother towards the back of the room. But suddenly, a pair of students came into view and the twins froze before hopping back behind the wall to hide. Hikaru waited for the initial fear to pass before taking a deep breath and peeking back around the corner.

Mori was sitting at a table set for two, with Hani bouncing up to him, a tray of cakes in hand.

"Takashiiii~ Let have some cake!"

He flashed a bright smile and set the tray down at the table before plopping into a seat across from the man. Mori eyed the tray, before replying quietly

"You know I don't like strawberries…"

Hani nodded with pursed lips.

"I know- the strawberry slice is for me. The other ones for you- it's your favorite…"

The little blonde wrinkled his nose in distaste, to which Mori could barely hide his amused smile.

"Zucchini?"

Hani nodded, then sticking his tongue out.

"Yucky!"

Mori chuckled quietly, then took a little piece on a fork.

"You can't say that until you try it, mitskuni."

Hani shook his head.

"No way~! Yucky!"

Mori moved the forkful closer to Hani's mouth, who backed his seat away with a playful whimper. By avoiding the fork Hani had bumped it with his nose, resulting in a dab of frosting being left behind. Mori gave a soft chuckle at the sigh.

"You've made a mess, mitskuni. Here, let me help…"

He leaned forward and gently kissed away the frosting from the little blonde's nose. Hani giggled, his cheeks going pink, before leaning up and pressing his lips shyly to the man's own a moment.

"Thank you, Takashi~"

"Hikaru!"

Kaoru whispered to his brother, pulling at his sleeve. Hikaru turned to his twin and for a moment, the two of them could only stare at each other in surprise, unsure what to make of what they had just seen. Then Hikaru swallowed hard, and took his brother's hand, replying

"Come on; we'll try the bathroom, instead."

And they were off, neither of them telling anyone what they had seen, and never bringing it up again. One had to stick by one's fellow closet cases, after all.