Chapter 1: Care-free Robin
"Robin, we got a new lead on Slade!" Cyborg shouted. They discovered that Slade had hired two villians to rob a bank in New York.
"Oh really? That's nice," Robin said non-challantly (sp?).
Cyborg eyed Robin strangely, wondering what was wrong with his friend. "Dude, who are you, and what have you done with Robin?"
"I AM Robin, metal-butt! What's wrong?" Robin laughed at his joked. "Metal-butt. Hahaha!"
"Oh, come on! Be mature!" Cyborg shook his head back and forth. "I think Jinx's spell must have had some weird effect on you, Robin. You've been acting really strange."
"Oh, I don't care. Just stop being so serious, Cy! C'mon, let's get drunk!" Robin shouted.
Beastboy cheered. "Yeah, that spell knocked some sense into our friend Robin! Now he's one of us! Let's go buy some beer!"
Cyborg refused. "No WAY are we going to get drunk just because our leader isn't being RESPONSIBLE!" He shouted in Robin's ear.
"Losen up a little, tin can! We happy go blue fly!" Robin shouted incoherently. "Sky green yogurt and yellow sticky notes! Green gel pens and portable CD players! Tea candles and paper mache! Weeeeeeeeee!" The masked Titan started twirling around in circles.
"Get a grip, man!" Cyborg smacked Robin on the side of his head.
Robin's arms twitched spasmodically, and his head jerked randomly. Then he started hopping across the floor. "BUNNY! BUNNY! KANGAROO!"
The scary thing is, someone started bouncing with him.
