In Sodom city there once stood
a rather sleazy neighbourhood;
In fact the whole town was quite gay -
They orgied all the night away.
Two angels came by night to Lot;
His neighbours thought these guys were hot -
But Lot, as all good hosts would do
Refused to let them shag the two.
Instead, he made a strategem
to send his daugters out to them.
This gang-bang never came to be -
The angels told old Lot to flee.
He took his wife, his daughters too,
As from the city's walls they flew,
And just in time they got away:
The town burned down that very day.
Lot's wife (the idiot) looked back,
And turned into a rough salt-stack.
Now far into the wild's they'd come,
And Lots two girls became quite glum.
(It's likely they were still quite pissed
About the evening's fun they'd missed.)
So Daughter One she made a plan
To go jig-jig with her old man.
She gave him wine until he slept
And then into his bed she crept.
In frenzied lust they spent the night,
And she crept out at dawns first's light.
When the sun rose it woke old Lot,
Though his night's work he had forgot,
And Daughter One to sister said,
'Your turn to take our da to bed.'
The second night passed as the first
As Daughter Two then did her worst.
They both had sons, but it's quite bad,
To have to bonk your dear old dad.