Sakura always remembered the red hair ribbons Ino gave her to feel beautiful. It's symbolic really, no matter how little the red ribbon is if its on her longerie. She always feels sinious.

Take her last mission for instance. Simple, A rank, the diamo's son wanted to feel important. He wanted to feel like he was dangrous. Ha! what a laugh, seriously... The mission could have been a genin intro to suduction. The guy is such a noodle. It literally read: sneek in on the mid night hour, and try to seduce him while his wife sleeps next to him. Make sure to make enough noise to wake ole' girl up. So he can refuse and then take his repressed wife in a heat of passion.

Honestly, what a noodle! Chuckles~ Translation: dad's on my ass for an heir. So please help me get it up? Long enough to make it to ejaculate inside of his bought and paid for blow up doll princess.

Needless to say, method acting and kinochi go hand in hand. We are all vibrant, passionate women. It takes a confidant lady to pull off the correct vibes. You know what I mean. With shinobi fit as can be, and despriate civilians fantisizing over rondavious. They can find sex and release everywhere. Those bored civilian housewives can simply claim rouge nin, too stong and turn on the tears.. Discusting!

Needless to say, complete muscle control and flexibility won't get you far in the kinoichi game. You have to exhude danger and that they can never tame you. In the way you stalk your prey, and lead them to believe they are an alpha with the ability to humble you. The kinoinchi must always give off the airs that she will fight like a hell cat to protect her young, for the man whom has to go out on missions and leave her to raise strong young. All so he can claim bloodline, or clan status.

Smirks~ after all it's she whom molds the impressional young. The physichy is set by age 6. Ooohh, work so hard teaching muscle memory husband. Shaken my head. Really rolling my eyes here.

Mikoto Uchiha really did well with her first born. She instilled the ability to get out with the old not important fools to make way for the next generation. Snickers~ she could teach the huuga women a thing or two!

But I digress, I know you really want to read my mission scroll. No i'm not talking bout the self important, impotant brat. I'm talking about the ride home. And it was quite a ride, worthy as its own reward to a job well done.

It all started as a new service from the post ninja. Uber they called it. It was relitively cheep and allowed for somewhat safe passage home. Simply put, hitch a ride in the space enhanced satchule. Only problem is that someone else was already there.

Huh, back to the hot bit. Yes, back to the ride I promised at the beginning of this story.

So after paying my ride fare of 30 yen. I was a jutsu away from a hot bath and sleep. So with out further adue, 6 hand seals later I was going to be home free.

Aparently the post ninja really took his job seriously. By the time I realilized those red hair ribbons on my arm warmers, bindings, lacy panties and the wrappings under my boots where translated by the jutsu to "package strapping". I was strapped down and imoble staring into Uchiha Itachi's eyes.

Now let's clearify exactly what went wrong. The justsu did not remove my clothing. It simply ripped through the sides so I ended up looking like a buffet, which all you had to do was pick up the lid! Que the full body blush. Really, the embarrasment factor alone. The fact that i'm trussed up legs spead and tied like a thanksgiving turkey. In front of not A, but "The Missing Nin." hottie himself Itachi Uchiha.

Hell the Mizukage, said it her self! When she said she wanted to grab that long hair, swing it like a whip and yell "Who's your red hot chilli pepper now?"

Now that you fully undestand the circumstances, you have to understand the "What the Fuck" factor of the situtation. Poor missing nin. He's been on his own since he was less than a man. Traveling with a shark, and little to no interaction with a woman. Not to mention he likes to mess with lil sasuke-chan's head for fun.

I mean of course you can see the temptation. Little brother is getting on with the Elemental nations number one creepy drag queen since the last princess koyuki movie, silence of the genin "Bufflow Bill, I want to wear your skin weirdo." Played by yours truly Orochimaru. ~Shudders~