I can't believe I'm actually writing this. I plead insanity I tell you!

Title: Ranma in WWE Part 1 (Yeah I know, real original title)
Author: Drina
E-mail: wanderer_27@yahoo.com
Rating: PG-13 (It's wrestling, wat do u expect? A G-rating?)

Content: Insanity abounds!
Distribution: Just tell me abt it
Characters: Ranma & Genma Saotome from Ranma ½ and the WWE roster
Genre: Comedy
Disclaimer: I SO do not own any of these characters at all.
Spoilers: None
Summary: Vince received a postcard in the mail…

Chapter 1

"Here is your mail, sir," the maid handed Vince McMahon a pile of correspondence.

"Thank you, Fanny," Vince caught sight of a postcard. He took it out. On the front was a picture of a panda and at the back it was postmarked that the card was from China. There was a brief message too, reading: "McMahon, bringing Ranma from China. Saotome." He smiled, and it was not a pleasant sight at all…

"Linda, where are the kids? I've got something to tell all of you. Find them and tell them to come to my study. We're going to have a family meeting."

Linda looked up from the book that she had been reading and raised an eyebrow, "You sound excited, Vince, and when you sound this excited, it's usually not a good thing."

"Damn it, Linda, just get the kids, ok?" Then Vince went back to his study.

After a while, Stephanie McMahon bounced in. "What's wrong, Daddy? Mum says that you've got something important to tell us."

Vince looked at his princess. She was always daddy's little girl, and he has big plans for her. He gave her an indulgent smile, "Wait until your brother and your mum are here, princess." Just then, Shane and Linda also entered the study.

"Hey Dad!" Shane greeted his father.

"Have a seat, everyone. What I'm going to tell you is going to have a great impact on not just our family, but also our business," Vince said.

"This sounds really serious," Shane stage-whispered to his sister. Hearing that, Vince glared at his son. Shane smirked back at his father but he did not make any further comments.

"Anyway, as I was saying, before I was so rudely interrupted." (Shane made a face behind his father's back) "The news I'm going to tell you will affect both our family and the business," Vince showed the postcard to them. "I've received this in the mail today and an old acquaintance of mine would be coming to visit us."

"What does this have to do with us, Vince?" Linda's tone was showing her impatience.

"I was getting to that. His name is Genma Saotome and he is bringing his son with him. His son and Stephanie are engaged to be married."

"What?!" there were three simultaneous gasps and a thud was heard as Stephanie McMahon fainted.

To be continued?

I know this is really short but I wanna get ppl's responses to this. So how, keep or trash? I know this idea is very out there. Even I have trouble with this. This is totally out of continuity in the current WWE storyline. Both Shane and Stephanie are 20 and 18 respectively while Ranma is 18