The Fairly OddParents... "The Good, the Bad, and the Crocker" Chapter One: Crocker the Stalker

[Scene: Dimmsdale Police Station]

Apocalypse: Hi! My name is Apocalypse. Now, I've tried a Fairly OddParents fan fic before, but not in this format. I'll be invisible to the characters and be there to narrate (If you know Shakespeare, a chorus). (Crocker comes out of the police station cuffed)

Crocker: I'll get you, Turner! I know that you have... FAIRY GOD PARENTS! (Shakes violently)

Apocalypse: Whoa! What happened here? Let's use my time remote to go back to the past! (Pushes big red button)

FLASHBACK: ONE WEEK AGO

[Scene: Timmy Turner's bedroom]

Apocalypse: (Admiring Timmy's goldfish) Nice fish! I wouldn't mind having something like that for lunch! (Timmy enters, very dirty and scratched up)

Timmy: Man, I got beat up by Francis again! (Cosmo and Wanda poof into fairies)

Cosmo: Well, at least Crocker didn't give you an F!

Timmy: He did! (Pulls out F)

Cosmo: Wow! Today really sucked!

Wanda: Oh, don't worry, sweetie. At least your parents are still nice to you! (Dad enters)

Dad: Hey, Timmy! I was just feeling really mean, suddenly! You're grounded! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go be mean to Dinkleburg! (Leaves)

Apocalypse: Wow! That was really mean. Well, sucks for Timmy! Hey! Who's this out here by Timmy's window? (Drops down, then emerges in a Sherlock Holmes outfit, complete with bubbling pipe, magnifying glass, and false mustache) Let's investigate!

Crocker: (Outside Timmy's window) Heh heh! (Falls off ladder) Ahh! Now, I have proof of Timmy's secret! I know that he has... FAIRY GOD PARENTS! (Shakes violently) Now, where's my camera... I know I have it somewhere... EGAD! I FORGOT IT! Mother will be wondering where I am. This is a complete waste of time! I'll be back, Turner! Ahh! (Falls off ladder again)

Timmy: Whoa, guys. Did you hear that? (Moves closer to the window) (Looks down) Oh no! Crocker was here! What should we do?

Apocalypse: (Presses "PAUSE" button) What will Timmy do? Will he call the police? Does he know Crocker didn't take pictures? Find out next chapter!