Hey guys it's my first Looney Tunes story! It's about the bloopers and behind the scenes of Looney Tunes hence the title!

Disclaimer: I don't own Looney Tunes or any of the characters!

Enjoy!:D

Rabbit Fire

"Shh be very very quiet I'm hunting- uh what am I hunting wagain?"

"Thisth isth getting off to a great sthtart." Daffy said sarcastically.

"Rabbits Elmer it's Rabbits." The director shouted rubbing his forehead.

"Uh I don't mean ta be a bother but could we hurry this up? It's hot down here!"

"First positions everyone! Okay action!"

...

"Did someone knock?" Bugs came out of the hole and bent his ears only for there to be no gunshot. Elmer put the gun in his face and started to mess with it.

"Uh I wouldn't do that if I were you doc."

"Well your not me you screwy wabbit!" At that point the gun had shot off and right into his face.

"Told ya." He said munching on a carrot.

"CUT!"

...

"Say doc are you trying to get yourself in trouble with the law? This ain't rabbit hunting season."

"It's not?"

He shook his head, "No it's duck hunting season."

"That sthir is a invest-" He was in such a hurry that he tripped over his own feet and right infront of Elmer and Bugs.

"Eh what's up duck?"

"Why you-"

"CUT!"

...

"You know if I'm not to crazy about thisth whole getting sthhot in the face thing and another thing why doesth it have to be me anyway! Why can't it be you?"

"Because I am the star Daf stars don't get hurt."

"What am I chopped liver?"

"You said it not me. Look I'll do you a favor and talk ta the brothers and see what I can do."

"Thanksth Bugsth I owe you one!"

"Don't mention it."

"Alright break over back to set!" The director ordered.

"Good luck Daf you'll need it."

...

Take one

"That sthir is a investigative fibrillation."

"CUT!"

Take two

"That sthir is a investigative factorization."

"CUT!"

Take three

That sthir is a investigative fixation."

"OH FOR THE LOVE OF- CUT!"

...

"It's wabbit season."

"Duck season."

"Wabbit season."

"Duck season."

"Wabbit season."

"Duck season."

"Wabbit season."

"Wabbit season."

"Duck season."

"Wabbit season."

"I say its duck season and I say FIRE!" Elmer shoots but Daffy ducks.

"DAFFY!"

"What? I told you I don't want to be sthhot at!"

"Its just this episode Daffy deal with it."

"Fine I know when I'm unappreciated."

"This is gonna be a long day." Bugs said rolling his eyes.

"Alright start over Daffy don't duck this time." He rolled his eyes and got in place.

"ACTION!"

...

"What you do you know no more bwullets."

"No more bwullets? Hey laughing boy no more bwullets!"

"No more bullets? Here let me see that thing!" Daffy put the gun in his face but it didn't go off like it was supposed to.

"Why is it when we want something to work it doesn't?"

"Maybe were cursed doc."

"On this set I wouldn't be surprised. Okay ACTION!"

...

"Yes you're desthpicable and and and picable and and you're very definitely desthpicable. How a person can get so desthpicable in one life time is beyond me. It isn't-" He takes off the other rabbit foot on his webbed foot a little to fast and it flings into the camera.

"Am I gonna have to pay for that?"

"CUT!"

...

"Duck palamize under blasted mmm-mmm!"

"What? What kind of language is thisth?"

"You're holding the book upside down Daf."

"I knew that."

"CUT!"

...

"I'm sorry fellas I'm a vegetarian I just hunt for sport of it. HAHAHAHA!"

"Oh yea? Well there's other sports beside hunting!"

"Anyone for-Oomph!" He fell over again and hit himself with the racket.

"Hey laughing boy have a nice fall?"

"You'reeeeee desthpicable!"

...

Bugs plugs the hole of the gun and comes out of the hole, "For shame doc hunting rabbits with a- what kind of gun is it?"

"ELEPHANT! BUGSTH ELEPHANT!"

"CUT!"

...

Sniff sniff "Arhk! Arhk! Arhk! Arhk!" sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff "Arhk! Arhk! Arhk! Arhk!" sniff "Arghhhhh."

BOOM! Elmer forgets to duck and gets hit in the face.

"Are you okay Elmer? Speak ta me!"

"Why you screwy wabbit-"

"CUT! CUT!" says a scared Bugs running from a mad Elmer.

...

"Wabbit season!"

"Duck season!"

"Wabbit season!"

"Duck season!"

"WABBIT SEASON!"

"DUCK SEASON!" Instead of a paper saying Elmer season it's one saying 'Daffy's a dope!'

"Alright who'sth the wisthe guy?! Wasth it you!?" He points at Bugs who's calmly chewing a carrot.

"Nah it wasn't me doc it was Elmer." says pointing to Elmer who's slowly backing away, he sees Daffy glaring at him and breaks into a full run with said duck right on his tail.

"And here I thought show business was gonna be boring, my mistake."

...

"All in all I'd say this was a pretty good day off filming don't you tink?"

"Not particularly no."

"You're just saying that cause you kept getting shot at."

"Exactly." Bugs rolls his eyes.

"Hola señor bunny!"

"AHH A RAT!" Daffy jumps in Bugs arms then starts shaking, Bugs drops him with a smug grin on his face.

"I told you for the last time I'm a mouse man!"

"Not a word to anyone! I'm stherious!" Bugs and Speedy nod trying not to laugh Daffy stalks off to his trailer.

"What a maroon!"

"I HEARD THAT!" They both laugh and go to their trailers.

Tha-tha-tha-that's all folks!

I am now taking requests and will try my best to get to them all sorry in advanced if I don't. Well expect a new chapter up sometime next week! That's all I have to say.

REVIEW!

BYE!:D