This was just a little drabbly scene that I wrote some time ago. I found it on my computer and thought others might get a kick out of it.
Yes, I ship all the pairings.
Standard disclaimer - if you recognize it, I don't own it.
"So let me get this straight," I say to the security camera in our cell. Our unseen captors had demonstrated considerable power, reaching into parallel universes and time locks to pluck us forth. But, at the same time, a considerable lack of judgment.
"What caliber of being," I continue, "could possibly steal the Doctor's hearts? And you've got not one, but three such people. And you intend to use us as bait? As pawns? As simple playing pieces?" With an amused smile, I glance at the others, the no-mere-humans – the bleached blonde with the wolfish grin, and the mass of curls with the confidently smug expression. I can sense the Time Vortex pervading every cell of these augmented beings, and I almost feel inadequate in comparison. I'm just the President.
"It's a dangerous game you're playing," I conclude, and with a simple tug, I break the camera's circuits and send it dark. Then I turn to my new allies. "All right, then. Let's get started."