I BLAME THE GOD DAMNED NARGELS!
Luna was sick of it. The whole school thinking she was made just because she could see them. It. She batted the air and hissed as a pink one bared its teeth and began to float towards her. A first year looked up a worried expression plastered across its face. 'Nargels' Luna thought 'are very much like first years; they get in the way and annoy' ignoring the first years expression she continued skipping to class. Muggle studies one of her favourite classes. Especially due to the topic… MUSIC. The home work had been due today, and Luna had spent most the week learning to play the ukulele whist determining how to un stick Neville from the ceiling of her room ( within her house the other girls insisted she move out of the dorm as she slept talked and also walked round in the night too occasionally climbing into other peoples beds , so when she and Neville had begun secretly dating it had become quite useful, it also meant none of the girls could steal her clothes ad hide them, or place a nest of wasps I her cupboard) . Opening the door of the class room she plonked herself on her usual stool next to Hermione and Harry, Hermione smiled " done the homework?" Luna replied happily "yes I did and I have come up with a charm to play the ukulele too I fund it most enjoyable…" Harry turned "is Neville still on the ceiling ?" "oh yes but he seems to be enjoying it I mean we can see each other every day and then he watches me dressing…." "Too much info Luna; way to much" Harry stuttered he was one of the few who knew about Neville's predicament.
"OK CLASS" boomed professor McGonagall fro the front of the class room . "Homework was in for today so who is up first?" Luna's hand shot up. " yes miss love good you may go first" Luna skipped to the front as the rest of the class inwardly groaned, two hours of hand written songs performed by wizard who probably cant sing. " hello" Luna spoke into the mike that had appeared in front of her, she looked down to retune her blue sparkly ukulele " my song is called 'I blame the god damn Nargels' enjoy." she let the ukulele hover in the air and she began…
" I see them
They see me
It a general animosity
Steal my shoes pull my hair
Nargels are every where!
…...
See them through my spectra specs
Die by phone signal
Hurt through texts
Cork round my neck keeps me safe
Buzz round me
Make me late
…...
Is it the perfume or the deodorant I wear
Why do people stop and stare
when I waft my arms round my head
It's their fault
But I'm apparently mad instead
…...
I see them
They see me
It a general animosity
Steal my shoes pull my hair
Nargels are every where!
…...
Their just as sane as I am
I am told
But they can't see them
Oh no!I keep a calm façade
And I don't show
That I'm on the brink
Pour me a firewhisky or that muggle Russian drink
…...
There yellow pink purple green black and blue
What colour really I don't have a clue
Soft little fluffy thinks rather cute.
Live in nooks and cranny's up chimney chutes
Really there a pest
Oh cant some one see
They are just as sane as me !
…...
I see them
They see me
It a general animosity
Steal my shoes pull my hair
Nargels are every where!
So I blame the god damn Nargels"
…...
Luna looked up and the class waved there hands in the air trying to stop the invisible force attacking them. Well that worked she thought as the pack of Nargels that normally resided in the store cupboard attacked. Only she Hermione, Harry and professor McGonagall where un affected. Why attack the people who don't think your that mad with Nargels?