The Universe is peculiar

Prologue

"Can't you all be quiet for once?..."

As this line was said, all the rookus in the room stopped.

"Would you like to say that again, Gil~?" An Italian asked in a slightly stern voice.

"Gladly. _Can't you all be quiet for once?_" The man named 'Gil'restated.

The other chuckled. "We will when we feel like it, outsider."

The two exchanged a glare and a smirk, causing a tall man to step in.

"Now, Luciano, don't talk to bruder like zhat, okay? And East, just keep out of it." Lutz said, trying to stop the argument that was going to rise.

"Fine then Lutz, but next time~," Luciano, the Italian, smirked, "He won't be so lucky~."

Rolling his eyes, The Prussian moved to a seat in the corner of the room, "Sometimes….I don't see what you see in him West."

"SHUT UP A**HOLE!"

"You shut up."

"Please stop arguing Poppets~…" Oliver asked the two teenagers.

"LIKE HELL OLLIE!" The brunette shouted at him.

"Allen Jones!"

"Just listen to him already." His Canadian brother, Matt, interrupted.

Huffing, the rage-filled American flopped back into his chair.

Video Call

Al sighed. 'This is soooooo boring…' he thought, 'When will they f*cking call?!'

The Axis and Allies sat in the conference room, some eyes fixed on the big TV screen and others chatting away. That was when the room went dark and the screen started to make a buzzing sound.

"Oh goodie~!" A slightly too excited Oliver exclaimed as their 1ps came into view. Everyone else just groaned –except Matt aswell XD-.

Alfred, Als' 1p, rolled away from the screen after fixing the webcam as he slurped on a Milkshake.

"Yo dudes!" He grinned, "Let's get this thing over with!"

"Oh shut it America." The dirty blonde Brit across the table hissed.

"No, you shut up eyebrows."

"Can't you both just shut your f*cking faces?" An irritated Luciano asked.

With that the two went quiet, aside from Alfred's constant slurping.