Aaniin! Here is my halloween SGA fic! Read, review, and ENJOY!

Disclaimer: I do not own SGA; it belongs to MGM.

Halloween Scare

All was relatively quiet in the halls of Atlantis; there was a party going on in the mess hall. Todd the Wraith was making his way there, to take part in the festivities (his 'brother', John Sheppard, had pressured him into coming). Inwardly, he cursed his 'brother's' stubbornness. He had never understood human holidays, except for Remembrance Day. However, Sheppard had promised to explain Halloween to him if he came to this party. He was almost at the mess hall, when he felt a tap on his shoulder. He had been so absorbed in his own thoughts, he never noticed the person who was following him. He turned around to see…

(Insert scary music here)

…None other than Sheppard himself. Although, he looked a bit different in a red-and-black cape. Wait a minute! Were those… bloodstains down the corners of his mouth! Suddenly, his 'brother' opened his mouth and hissed. Todd's eyes widened, for Sheppard had somehow grown… fangs! He then heard a growl behind him. He whipped around, and saw a large, hairy beast with red eyes, and big, sharp teeth. Then, there was a moan from his left. He looked, and there was Dr. Jennifer Keller. What… She had an ARROW through her HEAD! And bloodstains all over her body! Suddenly, Sheppard, the … thing, and Dr. Keller all began walking towards him, Sheppard hissing, the beast snarling and growling menacingly, and Jennifer raising her arms towards him, head to one side, moaning and dragging her feet. And for the first time in his thousand-or-something-year life, Todd, the invincible Wraith… O O… *thump*… Fainted.

He woke up in the mess hall. He was lying on a couch that had apparently been dragged in, and the… creatures were standing around him. Just as he was getting ready for a fight… Jennifer took the arrow off of her head. Then, John took out his fangs… and the beast TOOK OFF IT'S HEAD! What the… Ronon? Todd glared at his 'brother'. "Sheppaaaarrd…" Todd growled. John grinned.

"That is Halloween." Todd's eyes narrowed. Sheppard gulped.

"Um, guys? What's scarier than a vampire with rabies?"

"Dunno. What?" Grunted Ronon.

"A ticked-off Wraith, that's what. Don't just stand there, RUN!"