Just a little DCFDTL song fic for Kiss the Girl.


There you see her

Sitting there across the way

She don't got a lot to say

But there's something about her...

And you don't know why, but you're dying to try

You wanna kiss the girl

"What? N-No, I don't!" Lenny protested, but his comrades (and the five members of Sector V) continued to sing:

Yes, you want her

Look at her, you know you do

It's possible she wants you, too

There is one way to ask her

It don't take a word, not a single word

Go on and kiss the girl (kiss the girl)

"Ugh...this is so humiliating...!" Lenny groaned, and covered his face with his hands (the best he could with his helmet in the way).

Shalalalalala my oh my

Looks like the boy's too shy

Aint gonna kiss the girl

Shalalalalala ain't that sad?

It's such a shame, too bad:

You're gonna miss the girl

Go on and kiss the girl (kiss the girl)

"Will you please clam up?!" Lenny shouted, but all he got was a reply of a resounding "No!"

Now's your moment

Floating in a blue lagoon

Boy, you'd better do it soon; no time will be better

She don't say a word

And she don't say a word until you kiss the girl

Shalalalalala my oh my

Looks like the boy's too shy

Ain't gonna kiss the girl

Shalalalalala ain't that sad?

It's such a shame, too bad, you're gonna miss the girl

Shalalalalala don't be scared

You gotta be prepared

Go on and kiss the girl

Salalalalalala don't stop now

Don't try to hide it how; you wanna kiss the girl

Lenny groaned and put his hands over his face again. Why oh why had he gone on that mission with his teammates?

Lalalala lalalala

Go on and kiss the girl

Lalalala lalalala

Go on and kiss the girl

Shalalalalala my oh my

Looks like the boy's too shy

Ain't gonna kiss the girl

Shalalalalala ain't that sad?

It's such a shame, too bad, you're gonna miss the girl

Lalalala lalalala

Go on and kiss the girl

Lalalala lalalala

Go on and kiss the girl

(Kiss the girl.)

Lenny just ran off, the rest of the Delightful Children hot on his heels. "Lenny, wait!" they all shouted, but Lenny ignored them. He was humiliated. He just kept running, however fast his Delightfulized feet could take him.


A/N: Yeah, I know. Kind of a weird ending. Don't ask me!