Hey there homies! It's me again! I made this story for hunterjeanmidna because I like his work a lot and wanted to make something nice for all his hard work! Enjoy! Review or burn in Hell!

Alvin and The Chipmunks 4: The Third Squeakuel

Chapter 1: One Flew Over the Hawk's Nest

Ian Hawk was sentenced to a 20-year stay in prison for raping Brittany and attempting to murder the other Chipmunks/Chippettes. Whle he was in prisson, Big Bubba and the other prisoners would rape his ass everydary because he was everyones favorite rape target! Sometimes it would be just Big Bubba that wants Ian too swallow his cum. Other times it maybe two or threee others that all want to have a turn with Ian's HAIRY ass, and sometimes it would be a gang-bang of one-sided loves that was as big as Lugia from Pokemon Silver. Thenm one day after his second week in prison, Ian couldn't take anymore butt-hurt and got REALLY PISSED OFF! He clenched his fists and was sewating with frustation.

"I CANNOT BELIVE THISS IS HAPPENIN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE! I lost all my money, I lost the Chipmucks AND Chipetes, my Big Poppa is malformed because of that bitch Brittany bitting it, AND NOW I'M IN PISON! And it's all thanks to those goddamn Chipmunks and that fucking Dave f*gg! IT'S NOT FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIRRRRRR!" roared Ian Hawk. Then he looked up the celing, lifted his fists up to the roof let out one loud shout.

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" BUt while he continued to shout he suddenly noticed that his arms were shrinking and turining brown and fuury, his body was shrinking and his teeth grew into retarded, Timmy Turner buck-teeth. After thirty seconds, Ian stopped shouting and looked at himself in a mirror. He tunred into his chipmunk form, Kwah Nai!

"Hmmmmmm… It seems there is still a little bit of the Munkifier left inmy bloodstream. This could be VERRRRY useful for me!" said Ian Hawk. Then he got anm idea on what to use the Munkifier for.

"I've got it! I'll use whatever's left of te Munkifier in my body to escape from prison! It's brilliant! So for now, I'll have to turn back to normal and conserve the Munkifier energy in me!" so Ian Hawk reversted back to his humane form. Several hours latter, it was almost midnight and Ian HAwk prepared for his escape from prison.

"They workers gather the laundry in 30 seconds, so I have to transfrom in 3, 2, 1!" then Ian Hawk concentrated, transformed into Kwah Nai, and jumped into his laundry basket. Then he waited until the workers came near his prison cell and dumped the laundry, and Kawh Nai, into the laundry cart. As the workers wheeled the landry cart toward the washing machine outside, Kawh Nai saw a hole in the prison wall, slinked out of the cart and jumped out the hole. At last, Kwah Nai was FREE! Then Kwah Nai ran into a deep, dark forest that would keep him safe for a while. 60 minutes later, (AN: My mom's favorite show!) Kwah Nai changed back to his human form once more.

"FUCK! That must have bean last bit of the Munkifier and I just used it all up! No matter, I will find those BAAAAAAAAAAAASTARD chipmunks and they wuill all pay for their insolence!" then Ian Hawk saw the city where they lived in and he was only 9 miles away from it!

"Perrrrrrrrfecto!" said Ian HAwk, and he cackled with glee! He was finally going to get his revenge!