Yesterday

The Joker came back home from a long night of drinking with two face and scarecrow, he stood in the hallway swaying drunkenly. Something was wrong where was Harley's hug hello? This was unusual behaviour for her. He decided to ignore it and slumped down onto the couch, he remained silent until he heard noises coming from one of the spare rooms. He frowned if that was Harley then why she didn't crush me in one of her horrible hugs when I walked through the door. This was getting extremely unusual. He got up and walked to the door of the spare bedroom leaning on the wall for support.

"Harley!" he said slurred slightly "What are you doing in there?!"

He heard whispers through the door and the rustling of clothes and bed sheets, he recognised one of the voices as Harley's but the other he couldn't place. He tried to open the door but found that if was locked so he decided the bang his hand on the door violently.

"Harley open this door or swear to god I'll break your fucking face!"

Still no response, this aggravated him even more. He kicked the door in and walked into the room only to recoil at the sight of Harley butt naked on the bed and an equally naked man on top of her. He recognised the man as one of his henchmen.

"Mr J I can explain this isn't what it looks like!" Harley yelled desperately sliding out from under the henchman. The Joker was fed up with her games so without a second thought he pulled out his gun and shot the man square in the face not taking his eyes off Harley. Harley rushed to the man's lifeless body checking for a pulse.

"You killed him!" she screamed

"That was the idea you stupid dame" he retorted as he stormed out of the room, he was in no mood to argue with her tonight but she followed him anyway. He came out of their room just as Harley caught up with him holding all of her things. He carried them towards the front door.

"Hey! What are you doing with my stuff?" she yelled as he threw her things out the front door him then shoved Harley out the door. She fell down the stairs and she started to cry sitting naked on the cold wet concrete.

"Oh mustn't forget your dead boyfriend can we?" he chuckled throwing the henchmen's naked dead body next to her and slamming the door shut. Harley tried to get back inside knocking on the door but all the doors were locked, she walked to the window of his office and saw him at his desk massaging his temples. She tried to get his attention, he realised she was at the window and walked up to her.

"Fuck off Harley, I don't want to see you here ever again" he yelled slightly muffled by the window n between them.

"Mr J I told you I'm-"she began before he shut the blind.

Now

"And that's why I'm here"

Harley was sitting on the couch in Ivy's living room, she had a blanket of her shoulders and a hot cup of hot cocoa. Ivy was sitting across from her with a disturbed look on her face.

"Wow" was all Ivy managed to say.

"I know right, he totally over reacted! I mean I knew I would have hurt his feelings but I didn't that he would-"

"Actually I think that J's reaction was really appropriate" Ivy said in a calm tone.

"What?!" Harley looked shocked that Ivy was taking J's side.

"Harley? Have you ever been cheated on before?"

"No but-"

"Then you have no idea what J is feeling right now. I can believe I'm saying this but this time you broke J's heart"

"But it's not my fault!"

"Did the henchman rape you?"

"No"

"Then it's all your fault and I don't think the J is going to forget this easily" Ivy said empathetically

"I told him I was sorry!" Harley started to cry into her hands.

"Sorry ain't gonna cut it hun" Ivy said patting Harley on the back.

"I don't want him to hate me!"

"You should have thought about that before you had sex with one of his men" Harley continued to cry "You should think yourself lucky that he didn't kill you for it"

"But he killed the man that I slept with!" Harley said between sobs

"I don't think that's much of a surprise and you're not going to be able to get back together with him if you're still grieving over the other man. I think you should call him and talk about it" Harley nodded and stood up to walk to the phone, she dialled The Jokers number into the phone.