A/N This is a hunger games parody to jingle bells that I just randomly came up with. There are a few inconsistencies in the rhythm but I find it rather amusing in a sort of morbid way.
Dashing through the districts
On a luxury capital train
To our imminent doom we go, eating all the way
This food is way too rich, I think I'm gonna barf
I hope my district partner doesn't stab me in the dark
Hunger Games
Hunger Games
Twenty-three will die
Mums will wail and Dads will cry
'Cause only one comes out alive
A day or two ago my escort called my name
Then the name of my partner just the same
To the justice building we went
To say goodbye to all our friends
Then on this train we got
Hunger Games
Hunger Games
Twenty-three will die
Mums will wail and Dads will cry
'Cause only one comes out alive
Now on chariots we go
Dressed all in weird clothes
Then off to interviews
For the capitol to decide
Whether to sponsor us or just leave us to die