I haven't been on fanfiction in awhile due to stress. I really need to update my other stories though it's on hiatus, but honestly I need to release SOME fanfiction... -_- Ok, well this is a dream that was inside my head. I have a lot of quirky dreams for fanfiction, haha. So please bear with me, randomness full ahead! This was first intended to be a one-shot, but I want to add more. (Enough with the short one-shots Tsuki! .)

I do not own Kamisama Hajimemashita.

(Also, did you know that the Kamisama Hajimemashita OAD is coming up really soon! I think August 20th! I'm so excited! It's covering the ''The god leaps into the past'' chapters where Tomoe's curse comes back e-e)

The brisk moon shone over the shrine as cool breezes whistled throughout the porch.

Onikiri and Kotetsu sat on the edge of the wooden boards and gleamed.

The two spirits had found something very divine- Not that Tomoe should know about it. It was probably the only time they could goof around without Tomoe's ear-ringing lectures.

In their hands, were Lord Daikokuten's Lucky Mallet. It was quite awhile since they've seen this memory-bringing tool.

Kotetsu squirmed in anticipation as Onikiri wrapped her hands around the mallet proudly.

''Tomoe-Dono will never know!'' Onikiri said, almost whispering as near-distant footsteps came closer.

The spirits flinched, but relaxed as a slender shadow painted itself through the rice-paper.

Nanami slid open the shoji door, and simply blinked at the will-o-wisps.

''Onikiri, Kotetsu, what are you doing here? Glancing at the moon?'' She questioned with a slender eyebrow, motioning herself to sit beside them.

''It's quite beautiful, isn't it?'' Warm chocolate eyes glanced into the moonlight as her rosy cheeks glowed in the dark.

The spirits felt relaxed, just to see their good ol' mistress. (Ok, I was being too silly when I wrote this lol)

Nanami shook from her gaze, then glanced at the Mallet behind Kotetsu's back.

''Ah, I remember this thing! This was the mallet that Narukami used to make Tomoe little... What's it doing here?'' Nanami remarked, swiftly resting the mallet in her hands in examination.

Kotetsu nodded. ''Nanami-Sama, it has been here ever since Narukami-Dono left! Would you like to use it?'' He almost gleamed, crooning with Onikiri.

Nanami tilted her head to the sighed, looking down at the golden mallet.

''This thing probably doesn't even work anymore. I can't sense any energy from it besides the smell of old dust.'' She bluntly commented, poking at the soft part.

The spirits exchanged glances with each other. ''Are you sure Nanami-Sama? Let's test it if it doesn't work.''

The brunette whipped her head at the two, and blinked at the thought of the risk.

''I don't know... Hmm, I guess it's fine to try out.'' Nanami shuddered suddenly when she thought of Tomoe. ''On second thought, this will be our little secret from Tomoe okay?'' The girl flushed and rested the Mallet in Kotetsu's hands.

The male spirit nodded, and almost wobbled at the heaviness of the Mallet. ''Okay, Nanami-Sama. But what do you want to try out?''

Nanami tapped on the ball of her chin. ''It could be cool to see if I could switch genders or something...''

The spirits beamed. ''Then it's settled!'' Nanami blinked as Kotetsu rose the mallet above his head, adjusting her posture in the process.

''Turn into a boy!'' Kotetsu chanted at a soft tone, still not wanting Tomoe to notice them.

-Crickets-

Nanami furrowed her eyebrows. ''Huh? I guess it doesn-'' Nanami was cut off by a white poof, like wisps of clouds.

The will-o-wisps panicked as the white clouds started to settle. ''Nanami-Sama!''

''Ow...'' Nanami rubbed his head as the clouds settled.

Nanami rested there, a ruffled, white blouse that was half un-buttoned, revealing a flat, toned chest. Also a flattering beige skirt. Her hair was no longer long, in fact it was short, and had silky ends and the same curled tresses that adorned her face.

The spirits froze. ''N-Nanami-Sama!''

The brunette blinked, but shuddered as the presence of his long hair on his back was gone.

''Kotetsu? Onikiri-'' Nanami stopped his sentence as he covered his mouth in shock.

''WHY IS MY VOICE SO DEEP?!'' He squealed, almost reverting back to her usual voice.

The will-o-wisps embraced the 'boy'. ''Nanami-Sama... We're so sorry we did this to you... T^T''

Nanami blinked, as he felt something in between his legs.

The 'boy' froze. ''NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!''

Tomoe POV

That stupid snake sits there drinking sake while I do his dirty work. Sometimes I doubt why Nanami even has him as a familiar.

I sighed, and wiped the sweat under my bangs. Nanami must be asleep now. That's good...

What's this feeling? I hate it and I need to get rid of it.

Maybe I should rest on the porch and drink some sake like the snake is doing. Yeah. I just need to clear my head.

Normal POV

Tomoe, a blissful expression laid on his features, thudded against the wood, walking towards the shoji to the porch.

Meanwhile at the porch

''OH MY GOD THERE IS SOMETHING IN MY LEGS! This is so awkward..!'' Nanami wailed, banging his fist against the wood, rolling about as his whimpered from the feeling in her legs.

''Ah, finally-'' Tomoe sighed as he slid open the door, just to see an unknown brunette whining on the floorboards.

Tomoe had froze in place.

Tears glistened in Nanami's hurt eyes, a pout spread on his lips as Tomoe observed 'him'.

''Tomoe... DON'T LOOK AT MEE~!'' He wailed, sniffling as he turned his back from him.

The fox widened his eyes, his ears slightly flattening as he watched Nanami wail.

''NANAMI!''

I'll continue this tomorrow. Reviews are appreciated... :p

Sorry if I have horrible imagery. I'm famous for using boring words. I didn't have a lot of vocabulary in mind, haha.