Nightmare
I don't own Dan Vs. if I did, I would be uber cool. XD
"Dan, why have you brought me here to the cliff?" Elise asked in a soft voice. "My love this is where we belong" Dan replied in the same hushed tone. Rushing toward her beloved's arms, Elise kissed Dan with a passion matched only by his. Falling down on the soft grass overlooking the ocean, Elise held onto Dan as if he would vanish without her touch. As Dan removed his shirt, she heard a loud buzzing in her ear.
Elise woke in a cold, terror filled, dry heaving sweat. Looking around and seeing only Chris snoring beside her, she ran to the bathroom and threw up. Returning to her room, she shut off her alarm clock. 'Wow, Chris can sleep through anything.' she thought, as she walked back to the bathroom to wash out her mouth. Walking into the kitchen, Elise started on breakfast.
Smelling breakfast cooking, Chris woke up and followed his nose into the kitchen. "Good morning Elise" Chris greeted his wife. "You don't look so good Elise" Chris said as he got a good look at her. "Just horrid, disgusting, revolting nightmares, nothing to worry about" Elise said, as she sat breakfast on the table. Elise finished breakfast and went to go get ready for work.
Hearing his cellphone ring, Chris answered it. "Hello?" "Chris, get over here now. And bring fifty pounds of Swiss cheese, ten sticks of TNT and a llama" Dan said in an angry tone of voice. "Why on Earth do you need that stuff for?" Chris asked, feeling confused. "NOBODY CUTS IN FRONT OF ME IN LINE AT BURGERPHILE!" Dan yelled into the phone. "Just calm down Dan, I'm sure it was a mistake." "A mistake? A MISTAKE?!" Dan screamed. "I'm telling you, she knew what she was doing and that Mrs. Craigs won't get away with it." "You mean ninety-two year old Mrs. Craigs, The one with the walker?" Chris asked. "The one and the same." Dan said angrily. "Drop it Dan. She is senile." Chris said with a sigh. "Besides I got real problems."
Ooohh...
I wonder what could be happening?
TBC
Please R/R